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14 Oct, 4 tweets, 1 min read
The key difference between an "influencer" and a columnist is that columnists have to show their thought process while influencers just have to show their conclusions.
Also most of us columnists are uglier. :(
If I was prettier I'd have a shampoo sponsorship :)
This thread was inspired by my Bills and the number "Declined"

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14 Oct
So I'm cited in the footnotes in this court commission report in the Size of the Court section. But not for my many, *many* articles on Court reform, but support the notion that calls for court packing have intensified because of political (in my case, abortion) reasons.
It kind of shows you how this commission has decided to play it, if they're going to use me, of all people, as a person who only wants expansion to win a political argument, while ignoring ALL OF MY OTHER reform based arguments for expansion.
But hey, thanks for reading, folks. Maybe one day Biden will put an actual court reformer on his court reform commission and I can make some of these arguments in person. :)
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13 Oct
This is the most awful map in the history of map making and also somehow explains why this country is so messed up and also WTF TENNESSEE and also I SEE YOU FORMER CONFEDERACY I KNOW WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE ABOUT
Also WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, MICHIGAN??

Also: REALLY CONNNECTICUT??? REALLY???
In fact... ALL OF NEW ENGLAND IS GODDAMN DISGUSTING
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7 Oct
Sometimes wish I could go back to, like, 2004 and not give my "independent" friends (you know who you are) quite so much shit
Like, I was right. I've ALWAYS BEEN RIGHT about the GOP. Tolerating the both sides bullcrap was ALWAYS wrong. But... sorry where was I going with this?
Oh yeah, but my friends who were not actually *Republican* but just didn't see as clearly as I did the dangers in playing nice with Republicans were, upon reflection, not demonstrably worse than many of my "officially Democratic" friends.
Like, circa Bush v. Gore I made a brightline distinction between "Dems" and "others" and really the distinction should have been "people who will fight Republicans" and "those who won't."
That should have been the line.
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6 Oct
I hate Stephen Breyer's self-serving pamphlet dressed up like a book masquerading as a philosophy and now need something to cleanse my palate at... oh God what time is it?
It's amazing to me that Breyer has decided to rebrand himself from "Forgettable inoffensive left-of-center pragmatist" to "concern-trolling narcissist cloying for attention" ostensibly all so he could justify hanging onto a job he's had for 27 years for a 28th.
Like, people have literally made better life decision in pursuit of one more vial of crack than Breyer has in pursuit of one more year on the bench.
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30 Sep
I really, really, want my dog to stop jumping up onto dining room chairs, so that she can jump up onto the dining room table, to eat whatever is on (food or not) the table.

This doesn't seem like too much to ask.

And yet...
I cannot seem to effectuate this goal. I have to push the chairs all the way into the table. Which sometimes the children forget to do. And even then, with effort she can push a chair just out far enough to give her a landing zone.
And... it's hard for me to even catch her doing it to provide immediate correction because as soon as she hears me stand up she jumps down and acts like nothing happened. Cause she's a dirty liar. And she won't do it while I'm in the room.
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14 Sep
Not for nothing, but the failure of @SenatorTimScott to support ANY MEASURE that would restore voting rights to people of color, rights being taken away by states and courts, really blows up his whole schtick of "it's possible to be a Republicans who cares about racial justice."
I don't think Scott has a greater duty to care about racial or social justice because he's Black. But if you won't even support VOTING RIGHTS for people of color, then he can't PRETEND to care about justice, just from a different, small government perspective.
There are Black Republicans, say @MichaelSteele, who I will fight to death over marginal tax rates on capital earnings, who nonetheless see their way clear to say "Jim Crow was BAD" and reject efforts to go back.
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