Dear @FoxNews @TuckerCarlson @HouseGOP

Maybe you didn't read How the Grinch Stole Christmas! all the way to the end? I'm here to help...

It was quarter past dawn... All the Whos, still a-bed,
All the Whos, still asnooze When he packed up his sled,
...
Packed it up with theirpresents! The ribbons! The wrappings!
The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!
Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mt. Crumpit,
He rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it!
"They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!"
...
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two,
Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry BooHoo!"
"That's a noise," grinned the Grinch, "That I simply MUST hear!"
So he paused. And the Grinch put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
...
But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so! But it WAS merry! VERY!
He stared down at Whoville! The Grinch popped his eyes!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
...
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
"How could it be so?"
"It came with out ribbons! It came without tags!"
"It came without packages, boxes or bags!"
...
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!

"MAYBE CHRISTMAS," he thought, "DOESN'T COME FROM A STORE."
"MAYBE CHRISTMAS...PERHAPS...MEANS A LITTLE BIT MORE!"

#BidenIsntStealingChristmas
Buy your loved ones books from a local bookshop. Purchase gifts from local artisans.
Make and bake homemade/handmade gifts from the heart.
Offer goodwill and cheer to all.
Do good deeds.
Make donations in loved ones' names.

There is your Christmas.

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