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Imani E. McElroy, MD, MPH (she/her/hers)

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22 Oct, 48 tweets, 4 min read

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Oh man...here we go #MedTwilight Breaking Dawn Pt 1. Let's do this @ClinicalPearl @gretchemaben

Charlie is legit the most normal character in this damn movie...

I'm so eloping...

I know it's supposed to be endearing(?) Edward doesn't want her to transition but like... it's annoying and does he not remember the Volturri want to kill her?

I BETTER BE THE ONLY PERSON IN WHITE AT MY WEDDING (obviously if somehow I don't elope)

I still think Rosalie is my favorite, well, behind Charlie.

Edward suit is trash...
Her dress is more boring than her personality...

But who the baddie in the glittery brown dress?

"Well I plan on getting drunk."
LOL i love charlie

oh... Carmen...

LOL EMMETT!!!! LOLOLOL

Damn. Anna Kendrick a hater. LOL

these speeches are so bad LOLOL... yep I'm def eloping

Aww Jacob with the gruff...I def would've picked him

Jacob stay asking questions he don't want to hear the answer to

just googled what Seth looks like now... mama like...

of course they own a damn island...

she aint shave for the wedding?

the bed breaking was not passionate... unfortunate.

his self hate is getting so old...

i would not object to playing chess on my honeymoon

Jacob needs a hobby

you know whats impossible is according to her "bump" I'm at least 7 months

yoooo i could def use that super speed for packing

LOL this some Jerry Springer shit

i shouldn't have cakcled the way i did when she said "jake, I'm strong"

like when you find this strength sis? because honestly, your coping skills been subpar up to this point...

I feel like that was probably his one pair of pants...

Damn Jake. See... he def got BDE

ooh there's my baby booboo (That's Seth's name IRL)

Man, that would suck to have like 8 other people's voices in my head... i don't like hearing my own voice in my head

damn... I feel bad for Leah... they ain't shit for how they treat her

This movie is getting very cringeworthy... I feel like Steph was working some shit out in this storyline...

aww poor hungry vampires

ok... i'm a future vascular surgeon and even I'm a little queasy about this...

the only reason they got away with that is because Charlie ain't got caller ID LOLOL

Damn. Jacob too loyal. I mean, that's why I'd pick him because I am too loyal, but like bro 3rd wheeling this pregnancy too...

I'm glad they stopped de-phasing in jorts

LOL that name trash.

OOOOH that back break.... GAH DAMN

...yep. I'm adopting.

He better do them compressions faster...

welp... i'm not sleeping tonight...

LOL the CGI for this baby 😂😂😂😂

I'm glad they threw that brother line in there except for the whole one day he's going to try and like...marry her....

it's very strange how OK with this Edward is.. i mean I know it means it saves his family... but, yea... i would not be ok with that...

she look dead.

so turning into a vampire also does your make up?

LOL the fact Aro didn't realise Carlisle was spelled with an "s" 😂😂

@gretchemaben

I also am not sure I have ever sat through the credits to know there was an after credits scene...@gretchemaben @ClinicalPearl

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