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23 Oct, 36 tweets, 9 min read
WEEKEND
"Will Alec Baldwin face charges? Legal experts say massive civil suit is a virtual certainty, but that any criminal prosecution would likely focus on whoever prepared prop gun" dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
REMINDER: BIDEN WONT STOP THEM =/
> they thought it came from 8chan

The disconnect from the White House speaks volumes
People are laughing at Alec Baldwin's part in an otherwise tragic incident because he's a smug, self-righteous weirdo
this is CNN trying to call for help but it can't scream
I bet certain people want it censored though

And in doing so they'd reveal their blind obedience to "authority"
> Biden finds a crippled boy named Brandon to use for political fodder

Thanks Mr. President very cool
.... whaaaaaaaaaaaat

ahahhahahahaha WHAT
excuses
Anyway Dr. Fauci is a puppy killer thehill.com/changing-ameri…
=/
"Biden builds $500k wall around his Delaware beach home but still refuses to finish Trump's border wall as illegal migration reaches record 1.7m since start of year" dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
What a winner
👀👀👀👀
Seriously some random guy on Twitter did what Joe Biden couldn't
If so that footage is gonna be haunted AS FUDGE metro.co.uk/2021/10/23/rus…
vibes
What's the point of Fauci maintaining his job at the White House, while his reputation tanks and everyone thinks he's a piece of shit?
"My name is Dr. Fauci. I kill puppies for fun. It pleases me."
yes
why do people share pornography onto my twitter feed
Anyway, Trump mad
Don’t talk to any girls they might be feds
But Biden is perfectly fine, AMIRITE thepostmillennial.com/watch-obama-cl…
*telephone busy signal*
oooooooooooooooo latimes.com/entertainment-…
THE MIGRANTS ARE COMING
DON'T HURT XUR'S FEELINGS axios.com/twitter-jim-ba…
:)
THANK YOU FOR PROTECTING US FROM MISINFORMATION LIKE THIS, MR. YOUTUBE

VERY COOL *licks boots* dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
"Bill Maher slams woke reaction to Dave Chappelle Netflix special" thepostmillennial.com/bill-maher-sla…
click here for pornographic levels of schadenfreude
... at first I thought it was excessive to block accounts that advertise on Twitter....

BUT DAMN it's paying off!
these reviews are great. Not for Marvel though 🤣

FIRST MOVIE WITH A GAY SUPERHERO BTW SO CONGRATS

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23 Oct
for the sake of science, the US Government needs you to hand over your dog.

So give me your dog.
Please understand. It's for uhhhhhhhh a "mandate"

We're gonna inject your puppy with things to make him healthy :)
What do you mean you won't hand over your dog to me?

I work for the Biden administration, I can do whatever I want.
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22 Oct
WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
*poots* (news thread)
yeah again this is called murder
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21 Oct
The only real "harm" to the transgender community as a result of Dave Chapelle's comedy special...... was self-inflicted.

The transgender community proved they were overly sensitive and alienated themselves by blowing things out of proportion.
*OH NO ITS A GUST OF WIND*

"Transgender community take shelter now!"
And yes I watched the Dave Chapelle special in question, in all seriousness, to see for myself if the concerns from the trans community were at all warranted.

nope
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21 Oct
NEW DAY
WE'RE TRYING AGAIN I guess usatoday.com/story/news/nat…
"Senate Republicans vote unanimously to block the Freedom To Vote Act" twitter.com/i/events/14508…
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20 Oct
the thing about those books is they never really nail the ending of how society gets out of their dystopia

But as it stands so far? Humanity is writing their way out of dystopia pretty damn decently.

I have a shred of hope
I think my optimism comes from the recent exchange of ideas:
-- CNN guy on Joe Rogan's show.
-- But also Bari Weiss going into the CNN hornet's nest.

It's a significant moment that I very much appreciate.
I have this (smoking hot way out of league) far left friend.

And I've learned a lot from her over the years.

I thought Antifa and the DSA just did property damage.

But my friend showed me that groups like DSA also try and help the homeless too?

I was like WOW.
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20 Oct
NEW DAY
"San Francisco In-N-Out forced to temporarily close over city’s proof of COVID-19 vaccine requirement" twitter.com/i/events/14506…
"Facebook is planning to rebrand the company with a new name" theverge.com/2021/10/19/227…
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