Thread by @RichardWWard1

Not a good start for Oklahoma against Kansas?!

But maybe @GovStitt or his PR team can step in and fudge the statistics, to make Oklahoma look better.

Don't worry, @GovStitt has the score at Kansas 5, Oklahoma 0. Reducing the stats like he did during much of the pandemic.

Oh wait, we lost on that?...

Don't worry, @GovStitt says that last Kansas touchdown against Oklahoma doesn't officially count, because there was not a PCR test for it, only a rapid antigen test.

If Stitt gets around to it, he will do a PCR test (much) later, to see if the touchdown was real.

OU 7, KU 5.

Update: @GovStitt's scorekeeper adds 2 points to Kansas's total. (ANOTHER safety?)

Oklahoma doing OK, right?

OU 7, KU 7

@GovStitt NOT happy and asks for scorekeeper to resign.

New interim scorekeeper appointed.

He will fix things, right?

Update: Good news, @GovStitt Oklahoma offense roaring!

Touchdown! OU 14, KU 14.

@GovStitt: "I said KU had 7!"

Scorekeeper: "PCR test came back, it was KU touchdown. Might be more KU points too."

@GovStitt: "Make it look like a field goal?"

Scorekeeper: "Let me look, brb."

Update:

Scorekeeper: "I can't do it, it's a touchdown, 7 points"

@GovStitt: "Make it FOUR points!"

"No"

"Assistant, make it FOUR points!"

Assistant: "OK, but it's going to look suspicious, ANOTHER 2 safeties?!"

"Do it!"

OU 14 KU 11

Scorekeeper: "I'm out of here..."

Update:

@GovStitt: "Offense is doing great! 2 Oklahoma TDs! See what FREEDOM does!"

"KU just scored more points. We look horrible. KU only lost to South Dakota. We're racing to the bottom. Maybe mitigate? Like, DEFEND against KU."

@GovStitt: "Nah, we're good"

OU 28, KU 17.

Update:

"It's 4th down and 1, what should we do"

@GovStitt: "Does it matter, we are up by 11, right? Just do it! What could go wrong. We won!"

"Well, pretty sure there might be more KU points out there."

@GovStitt: "NO THERE IS NOT! Just do it! FREEDOM!!!

OU 28 KU 17.

Update:

@GovStitt: "Another Touchdown! See! Freedom!!!"

Scorekeeper Boss: "I added some old KU points back in from last half."

OU 35, KU 23

@GovStitt: "No way, those KU points make me look bad! Fix it!"

"I'm out of here."

@GovStitt: "Carly, can you fix it?"

OU 35, KU 21

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