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24 Oct, 6 tweets, 1 min read
.... I'm "ignorant" for confirming the supply shortage situation in my local neighborhood at a store I've been going to for years and know the staff by name?

Ok nimrod Image
i can't believe someone so braindead exists
I'm apparently "famous" enough to get paid shills targeting my tweets godddamn
because NOBODY is honestly defending Joe Biden for free lemme-tell-you
it actually invigorates me Image
i went to my own local store to confirm shit so shove it up your POOPER, Missy

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no it's usually Freudian shit involving my stepdad based on unresolved issues but he's in New Mexico with some sort of sex dungeon now
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nah he's just a fetishist. And good with leather. So SUPPLY AND DEMAND. Good luck to him. asshole.
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for the sake of science, the US Government needs you to hand over your dog.

So give me your dog.
Please understand. It's for uhhhhhhhh a "mandate"

We're gonna inject your puppy with things to make him healthy :)
What do you mean you won't hand over your dog to me?

I work for the Biden administration, I can do whatever I want.
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