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24 Oct, 5 tweets, 1 min read
here in this diner, 96% of the people are the minority
the very left wing biased new york times, folks
hey so remember when myself & others pointed out with a treasure trove of receipts that salena zito was inventing fictional people & disguising identities of paid GOP operatives to launder GOP strategy into “both sides/real american” stories, & as a result I earned a doxx bounty?
yeah so this shit is why it was important to point out. because now every other media outlet is doing it
it starts with an imaginary woman looking out the window and sighing the perfect quote to herself and it ends with a militant anti vaxxer earning a nationwide platform as a normal voice in the sunday nyt

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kilgore trout, defective towel Profile picture
23 Oct
oh I hadn’t noticed
look it’s great that other teams want to hire you and there’s nothing to apologize for over that, but when you’re sleepwalking through the ugliest loss in program history at home on homecoming against a 2-5 team after a bye week it’s fair to say you’ve handled it poorly
while I’m at it I also got serious problems with this nonsensical four running back rotation that ends in throwing the entire offense into a tar pit and the steady refusal to change course on it after how many years
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14 Oct
me, a brain genius: I’ll move my business to rural texas and make a killing on low costs & cheap labor

also me, a brain genius: what the fuck where is everyone
this whole thing has been a hilarious exercise in watching bad business brains who convinced themselves they beat the system and didn’t need any actual understanding of economics because that’s for loser elites get their lunch money absolutely pilfered by the free market
“I posted a job and no one showed up” oh my god the fucking hubris
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kilgore trout, defective towel Profile picture
6 Oct
if she renounces politics & leaves it all behind forever to work a normal job forgiveness is a reasonable ask. if she’s just laundering herself to get back into the game to sell the same poison all over again as a “reformed” ex-trump henchmen, she can gtfo.
how many times have we seen this act
believe them when they’ve vanished from the political entertainment world altogether & really behave as if they want to keep it that way. until then she’s full of shit
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kilgore trout, defective towel Profile picture
30 Sep
*ten minutes later* we are pleased to announce corey lewandowski has joined us as senior assistant deputy campaign secretary to the trump campaign
this act has been going on soooooo long
I mean remember this shit
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kilgore trout, defective towel Profile picture
29 Sep
this is wallball and it absolutely ruled
the debates over whether a ball was touched or not with the penalty of getting beaned by the guy you were arguing with looming over you were something out of the roman coliseum
dudes would just outright quit before taking their beanings and those dudes became instant targets for the next round of wallball
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kilgore trout, defective towel Profile picture
29 Sep
if I didn’t want anyone to know I spent a random gorgeous fall weekend having my broken brain looked at in the hospital “I got something shoved up my ass! and I was wide awake the whole time too! no drugs! took it like a man!” is exactly what my broken brain would blurt out
this story is complete nonsense but also very funny
first of all he’d have worked this into every speech at every opportunity, gradually stretching the story out to 15 minutes and making that hand gesture where he spreads them far apart like he’s trying to take flight as the size of the probe balloons to elephant trunk proportions
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