Flippathon Thread 1/

Are we entering the #Flippathon Olympics with the Trumpomobsters? There are early signs of ratty movement among the populus of Rattus Repulsus (the common Repulsican) Let the Games Begin!
Flippathon Thread 2/

Three BIG catalysts for the start of Flippathon Season 2021. First, we have the Jan 6th Committee making criminal referral of Bannon to DOJ. (Of COURSE Bannon will be tried. Do not listen to idiot pundits). Minimum 1 month, max 1 year in prison

[am smiling]
Flippathon Thread 3/

The second catalyst is the Ballad of Lev Parnas. Every Trumpomobster has an 'insurance file' including recordings. Lev LOST his gamble. Now many understand, flip fast or become levparnassed

Flippathon Thread 4/

Third catalyst is Weisselberg criminal trial. Trump number 2 bookkeeper-dude, McConney testified to Grand Jury under limited immunity. Trump exec Calamari has been cooperating. Someone has handed a bunch of files to prosecutors
Flippathon Thread 5/

November is when Weisselberg 1 Manhattan DA tax fraud trial Grand Jury should be finished. They will indict at least Don Jr, Eric & Ivanka. It is likely Ivanka has already flipped or flips then

Hurry Hitler Jugend kids! Last to flip was sired by Gary Busey
Flippathon Thread 6/

We learned from Rolling Stone that staffers from White House and some in Congress are now singing (flipped). This includes Katrina Pierson. CNN found 5 White House staffers. There will be MANY more
Flippathon Thread 7/

A number of usual suspects are silent, nearly vanished. Some are squeling like pigs. My read is, that those squealing have TRIED to get plea bargain, and have become levparnassed (those silent are cooperating or still negotiating their deal)
Flippathon Thread 8/

We've also seen the romantic triangle drama, soap opera (As The Rat Turns) of the lovers quarrel between Jason Miller, Roger Stone, Alex Jones and Bannon. It has all the paw-prints of a brutal rat fight. Squeak-squeak!
Flippathon Thread 9/

Toss into the mix a number of hungry journalists, the omnipresent smartphone camera, a culture of posting crimes on social media, and the desire to lay the blame on someone else - we have some juicy elements here
Flippathon Thread 10/

Where to look? Tom Barrack is too smart to flip last. The Deripaska raid MAY have be caused by Barrack ALREADY singing. We do not know. But JARED is in a hurry, or Barrack flips before Bone Saw Boy
Flippathon Thread 12/

Now we found out Paul Gosar had been offering Trump pardons not only to participate in Jan 6th crimes but to in that way get rid of PAST crimes too

It is the Religious Monopoly game Get Out Of Prison Free card: Jesus Gosar absolves you of PAST crimes. Amen
Flippathon Thread 13/

And the JOKER card in Flippathon 2021, is Trump snitching on fellow Trumpomobsters, like he revealed to topmost DOJ attorneys names of 3 corrupt R Congressmen plotting overthrow of democracy

Rep Jim Gym Jordan (OH)
Rep Scott Perry (PA)
Sen Ron Johnson (WI)
Flippathon Thread 14/

The Flippathon of 2021 will be epic. It is likely to be a series of bombshells, in very rapid succession, as one rat tries to throw the next rodent under the bus. But at least we know The Former Guy can take this calmly & act in a dignified manner about it
Flippathon Thead PS:

And we heard that the Honorable Rapey McForehead is now excommunicated by all Repulsicans. They won't take his calls or return messages - because they know FBI is tapping his phone. Same with Buttdial McRudypants. Now ever more GOP are becoming isolated

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28 Oct
The Wire: Trump Special Thread 1/

Attorney General Garland yesterday mentioned 'new' forensic methods to catch Jan 6 terrorist insurrectionists that were not commonly used prior to 2003. One is cellphone tower data. I mentioned it already on Jan 10. Let me tell this via a story Image
he Wire: Trump Special Thread 2/

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26 Oct
Roger Stone Oct Thread 1/

Time to do the October update to our 4th path (of 5) that takes Trump to prison for life (each). I call this Roger Stone, because he is likely first of the January 6th seditionists to be tried in court. Let's do a Thread..
Roger Stone Oct Thread 2/

Donald Trump faces 5 paths that EACH take him to prison for life:

1. Weisselberg (NY taxes)
2. Giuliani (Ukraine)
3. Matt Gaetz (selling Presidential pardons)
4. Roger Stone (Jan 6th)
5. Tom Barrack (UAE & Qatar)

Trump ALSO faces many lesser lawsuits
Roger Stone Oct Thread 3/

Note, in my Trump path 3 to prison for life, Matt Gaetz (selling Presidential Pardons) a key criminal is Roger Stone

This 4th path to take Trump to prison for life I call 'Roger Stone' is SEPARATE. This is about January 6th and includes ALL Jan 6
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Side note. Once again 'arrest Fauci' is trending

Obviously Dr Fauci will never be arrested. This hashtag is a desperate attempt by maganutters to gain a political point

With efficacy of Vice President Dick Cheney shooting his friend in the face with a shotgun

Short thread
Covid is a global pandemic. It was not CAUSED by the GOP. If Trump had ANY sanity, this would not be a polical issue at all

But Trump hated that Dr Fauci was popular on TV when Trump was not. So Trump has a personal vendetta against Dr Fauci. & he FORCES his supporters to fight
Now the maganutters yell 'arrest Fauci'. It is cheered by fellow magahatters

But it ALIENATES the IND voters in the middle

Covid is a lose-lose political argument for GOP. They should IGNORE IT TO THE MAX, talk about ANYTHING ELSE
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25 Oct
JAN 6 BIG PICTURE Thread/1

The BIG Picture for October, about Jan 6th. Let's take a little overview recap of where we stand

It has been ten months from when Trump attempted a coup d'etat, to overthrow the US government, overrule 81 million voters, seize power, be declared king
JAN 6 BIG PICTURE Thread/2

On Jan 6th we SAW what happened in real time. A terrorist attack on DC, an insurrection, sedition. Those of us who followed the Trumpomess intensely, saw Jan 6th coming before it happened (and worried about it). Luckily the insurrection failed
JAN 6 BIG PICTURE Thread/3

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23 Oct
Ballad of Lev Parnas Thread 1/

Lev Parnas is a small-time Trumpomobster who worked with Igor Fruman & Giuliani to damage US relations with Urkaine, on behalf of Putin. He was caught on funneling Russian money to Trump & GOP, went to court & lost.

His Ballad is a cautionary tale
Ballad of Lev Parnas Thread 2/

Igor Fruman & Lev Parnas were caught at Atlanta airport after meeting Giuliani, on their way to Vienna, related to Ukraine in Oct 2019. Charged with 10 counts

Igor pleaded guilty to 1 count. Will be sentenced in January. Faces 3-5 years in prison
Ballad of Lev Parnas Thread 3/

Lev Parnas attempted to cut a plea bargain with Feds. They negotiated for 9 months. So Lev was serious about trying to flip. Had excellent evidence

The Feds lost interest in Flipper in May. So negotiated about Sept 2020 - May 2021. What happened?
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