any English majors out there? I heard someone use ‘cocksure’ in a sentence and it sounded awesome and smart and badass but I’m not sure I understand it’s usage vs just saying ‘sure’. I want to be cocksure I’m suing it properly (that seems right, right?)
I should probably get a job or something
way too much free time on my hands since I left new york city
god, I miss New York… having a sense of purpose.
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ROAD TRIP THREAD - 4:52am Los Angeles California. quick 550 miles with 🐐 @candicepool
this is a romantic birthday getaway and we were supposed to fly (flights booked, rental car reserved etc) but, like a petulant child, I woke up and decided I didn’t want to go to the airport and insisted we drive.
🚨TRAVEL THREAD🚨 I’m driving from Los Angeles to Massachusetts, about 3200 miles (5150km), and will be sharing my journey here in one gigantic thread.
—June 12, 2021 4:52AM trip begins—
I deleted my original tweet announcing this trip because I wrote the wrong date in the tweet and that typo would’ve cast a dark shadow over this adventure
first stop is to pick up my co-pilot. I’m pretty sure he’s going to sleep through 90% of this trip so set up the truck accordingly
so at the start of pandemic (March 2020) i bought enough Nutella to survive an apocalypse on Nutella alone. some of that Nutella is now starting to expire and i've made a very interesting discovery....
Nutella well passed its expirey date doesnt make me sick (might make others sick tho so proceed w caution) BUT it does harden slightly. my old Nutella rather than being a silky smooth chocolate goo is more like dense drywall putty. AND ITS FANTASTIC...
ive bent back several metal spoons trying to scoop it out but once you get a solid shovel full its an amazingly delicious treat. you have to chew it. its heavy. its wonderful...
does anyone want to take over the lease on my Tesla Model 3 Performance?
-17 months left on lease.
-$769.38 monthly payment
-NO option for buyout
-25k miles left on lease (thats a lot)
more info in thread
its a truly great car (maybe my fav ever) but we have a minivan for family vehicle and i only really need a big surf truck to beat on and haul my gear so i just dont drive this enough to justify having it (in 19 months ive put only 5k miles on it)
in flawless condition. custom chrome delete, window tint. every option Tesla offers. SERIOUS CONSIDERATION ONLY. must have good credit (so telsa finance will let you take over lease). if out of state then costs might change so best for CA people. LMK!!!