Oh my God - there’s a #NationalCatDay?

I’m going to have to celebrate with a thread, as someone who accidentally and unknowingly adopted the two biggest cat breeds —

— and now pays dearly for that decision 24/7.
The first kitten — my accidental Maine Coon — I adopted was so sweet when he came home, jacked up on all kinds of post-neutering meds.

And then they wore off.

May I present: Qat. #NationalCatDay

A year later, I decided Qat needed a friend, and i adopted this precious teeny lil ball (my accidental Savannah kitten).

On the way home, I Googled “Savannah” and discovered that I’m an idiot and my life is over.

Anyway, meet Tyrannosaurus Hex, AKA Baby Satan:
“How do they get along?”

Well, isn’t that a fascinating story.

#NationalCatDay
I’m guessing Baby Satan gets his out of control jealousy issues from his literal SERVAL grandfather.

He’s a bit possessive, and is threatened by my hairbrush.

#NationalCatDay
Qat and Baby Satan are heinous creatures and I despise them with every fiber of my being.

And if anything ever happened to them, I would absolutely not have a nervous breakdown and take to my bed for months in despair.

So Happy #NationalCatDay, assholes.

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