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31 Oct, 5 tweets, 2 min read
Mr electric blue BMW M3 undertaking the traffic jam on the M40 at speed on the hard shoulder just now, I want to thank you for the joy it brought into my life when that unmarked police car spotted you and went after you. 💋🤏
The way you tried to dodge into the traffic to lose yourself when you checked your mirror was genuinely hilarious, as was the look on your face as he pulled you out of your car.
Just realised I caught the whole thing on my dashcam. 😂 (Blurred his face & plate for privacy - removed soundtrack of me laughing like a hyena.)
🥴 screenshot of a tweet saying “if you’re being undertaken
You want it with sound? Really? OK. 🤷‍♂️

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This on its own is a compelling reason to get these people into government.
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I’m currently on board @LeShuttle on my first trip back from the UK to Brussels in 15 months. As some followers may know, this is my normal weekly commute, or was until March 2020. Short thread of impressions here for anyone who is interested. 1/ Image
The M20 is miraculously roadwork-free for the first time in many years. It was a much quicker trip to the tunnel than usual. 2/
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