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1 Nov, 5 tweets, 1 min read
Once you stop saying n refer to the BCCI XI ..
As
Indian Team
Our captain

You will not feel bad.
They are bunch of Indians who play for Board which CONTROLS cricket in India.
Choose your hero from the list who represent our country.
I love watching cricket.. I started listening to cricket n watching, when commentators knew a thing about cricket..
Love the commentaries of Christopher Martin Jenkins, Bill Lawrie, Richie Benaud, Mark Nicholas.. n their likes..
I have watched greatest seamers,pacers, batsmen
I like the bcci xi players too ..
Present lot ..rohit sharma is sheer class, Rahul..always tweeted..shami n jadeja Should be part of playing XI in all formats ..
Some past players too..
but never went batshit crazy like the people around who thought n still think these guys represent India.
NO THEY DONT...
8 countries playing a game..
2 dabba
2 fixers..
Don't make it a "world event "
Till the time bcci is there..they won't let new countries emerge
Relax..
Enjoy the game.

Let me tell you one thing .
Never liked bccixi ..
But when they made a LKB RJ n who started talking about tami pride in a team event..
I was 100% sure that bcci has gone to dogs
Kneeling down change the class of animal

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3 Nov
There is only one Deepawali .
And It's Naraka Chaturdashi.
On The Amavasya following Naraka Chaturdashi, is for Vishnu (in any of his avatars) pooja.
Only once a year we do pooja for Kuberan.. that's on the Amavasya after Naraka Chaturdashi.
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Sree Lanka is the Property Of Kuber.
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NO .it's NOT small..
Chota ..choti...
It's Chhoti..as in Top, Peak ..

Krishna n his wife went to kill Narakasuran.
They went up the mountains In his kingdom to fight him.
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30 Oct
Tomorrow , 31st October is the First Day Of the seven day deepavali celebrations.
It's Rama (रमा , ரமா) Ekadashi.
(Those Observing Ekadashi Fast has to observe it on 1st November.
1st November is the 2nd Day of Deepavali Celebrations .
Go Dwadashi or Go Vatsa Dwadashi

2nd November is 3rd Day of deepavali .
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3rd November is a day where we have the remaining part of Trayodashi.. n later ..chaturdashi starts...
It's monthly சிவராத்திரி.
Chaturdashi has to be there after at 1.33 am ..its nor there
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20 Oct
@narendramodi ji ..
Matter of 3 days .. fight for land will heat up..
Be ready @rajnathsingh

World will be in doldrums..
Depression...especially u.s ... n Europe.
Except Bharat Varsh.. every country will sink..
And will get worse after November 2 ..

The eclipse on 19th-20th November will make things worse .
The Americas, China, Japan, APAC..even Russia may be affected.. .
Seas n air will burn.
The 4th December eclipse will make the Americas, especially united states more vulnerable
@rajnathsingh @adgpi
@narendramodi ji .. the only two countries that may not be affected will be India n Sri Lanka .
We are going to be the undisputed world leader n super power..
Even though we may be attacked on all sides, From makar Sankranti to Feb 15 ..we will decimate all the enemies
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In fact, I have been discussing with the microwave and toaster during coffee break and we all agreed that things are getting hot.
I spoke with the window this morning cos it was very open about it.

I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he has been acting very cold and distant.
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All the happenings you are witnessing today, didn't happen over night.
In Late 1980s n Early 1990s there was a surge in fancy hospitals and "free body check up"
Fancy big files.. with details.. given in an attractive big plastic bags.
middle class idiots used to roam around with those reports..
i used to call them "vyaadhi kondadara janthukal" (illness celebrating janthus) ..and then you saw the increase in diabetic patients.. as the stamdard Measure was reduced to present day readings
the medicine you take for "sugar "
1) doesn't Cure you
2) effects every possible organ.
3) kills your immunity.

Now they say diabetic are more prone to Clovid n black fungus.
Nothing happens today..
it all started in 1990s when Saturn was in his own house.
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21 May
Patient :- Dr.. haven't farted for 2 days

dr : arre baapre.new covid variant. falana injection lelo
patient comes out.. tweets need injection.
news channels,, :- kyaa aap paadhe..
nahin.. to yeh woh corona ho saktha hai
half of Delhi will rush to medical store
10 rs ka injection.
10000 ka ho jaayega .
our fence sitters
harsh vardan should resign.
Bharat biotech... our injection can cure it
raga :- modiji our asses are sealed.. humein paadhna hai... where is our vaccine
ranas Barkhas n owaisis..
after eating briyani we fart.. its a saazish against minorities..
hamara paadh humein lautao will be their new slogan.
idhu dravida kusuvukku edhirana sadhi.. will be Stalin's statement
agla paadh humara hoga.. raut ka statement
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