Comms at Microsoft now apparently involve a lengthy land acknowledgement followed by speakers announcing not just their race but also their height and what color their clothes are.
Land acknowledgements are such nonsense... if you're that concerned, why aren't you giving the land back?
Anyway, talking like a total weirdo is bad in contexts where you're going to have to relate to normal people, such as customers
Next year, speakers at Microsoft Ignite will be required to announce the cities where they were born and the last four digits of their Social Security numbers.
"My mother's maiden name is 'Jacobs' and my first car was a Toyota Camry"
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