1\ I woke up choosing violence today, so here is a thread on why crypto is *provably* broken, and why 13 years after the Bitcoin white paper, crypto's only real world uses are a few loopholes awaiting regulatory closure
2\ The issue is that "fair exchange" (you get what you want, I get what I want, and neither of us reveals our identity) is provably impossible without a trusted intermediary
(yes I know about atomic swaps, but what we care about is exchanges between crypto and physical goods)
3\ For some reason this class of impossibility theorems seems not to have a punchy name like "Byzantine Fault Tolerance"
But it's a big literature, and you can find tons of papers on it:
4\ The impossibility of trustless fair exchange explains why innovation happens *within* crypto, but not at the border between crypto and the real world
DeFi is a sandbox in which you *can* do fair exchange, but for all its autistic complexity, it can't buy you a cup of coffee
5\ When you *can* buy a cup of coffee with crypto, it's because a trusted party like Strike is acting as intermediary
Strike is trustworthy *because* it makes itself answerable to regulation and the courts. They have an address you can serve process on, directors you can sue.
6\ So congratulations: Strike has reinvented "merchant acceptance", the business model of Visa and FirstData
But if you're encumbering yourself with TradFi regulatory costs, why run everything on a costly decentralized blockchain? It's the worst of both worlds.
7\ Nor are Distributed Anonymous Organizations an escape. A crypto-based arbitral body could exist to adjudicate payment disputes, and it's conceivable that the value of protecting their brand would (within some parameters) exceed the temptation to steal
Voila: anonymous trust!
8\ But the problem is that the DAO has to shake hands with the physical world. And in the physical world, regulators have state violence on their side
They cay say "No selling coffee to anyone not fully KYC'd"
9\ So that's the thread.
If you want commerce based on fair exchange, you need trusted third parties
But if you have trusted third parties, it's cheaper just to run everything on centralized databases, rather than on costly blockchains
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1\ At a party this weekend and laughing at the 2D caricatures the Left paints of the unvaxxed: basically all fat angry white guys who drive dirty trucks in flyover land
In reality: 28 of 30 guests were unvaxxed, and they cut quite the swath:
2\ Two korean girls, one does acro yoga and organic stuff, other runs a bar
Art major living in literal van in forest, building artisanal underground meat smoker
31yo kid who flips a few hundred houses a year
Three big wave surfers
Couple gay guys
3\ Ex congressman
Vietnamese refugee who now owns commercial RE, including a doctor's practice that offers fake vax records
I expect Pinker's "Rationality" book will be terrific, but I'm also going to have fun pointing out the places where he shoe-horned his politics into his thesis
E.g. calling this "Fake news" is disingenuous when there was a *true* story where people were called "deplorables"
Here he offers a straw man of Right-wing prejudice
But in reality, people have extremely accurate stereotypes of which groups (including some immigrants) disproportionately commit crime
Here Pinker claims COVID panic was rational
But even if you underestimated spread by 100x (as I did), you could look at Chinese and Korean data in Feb 2020 and know that COVID was harmless except to the already moribund
Fauci is something separate and apart from COVID hysteria. All countries but ours had hysteria without him. The model for Fauci is not Eichmann but Franz Mesmer; both spoke directly to gullible women.
Had Fauci been square jawed and tall, every Karen would have jealously guarded him against the adoration of other women
But his dwarf physiognomy made him common property among the hens
Mesmer looked like a dumpling
All through lockdown I was on the mailing list of my septuagenarian aunt
The daily missives-here's how Fauci says to wipe down groceries, here's what Fauci says about visiting children-had an identifiably sexual undercurrent
Like nuns working themselves into a lather about JC