Thread by @Dreamweasel

R: BLM thugs are rioting in the streets! The woke mob is destroying America! Stop Sharia Law! There’s a crisis at the border! Build the Wall!

FOX: A schoolteacher in Poughkeepsie told her class about institutional racism

R: But teaching our kids about that will divide us

R: I’m just concerned that suggesting nonwhites get a raw deal will destroy the colorblind utopia where America would otherwise be headed

D: I see

R: And furthermore, Pants Up Don’t Loot Free Kyle Rittenhouse Blue Lives Matter Boycott the NFL Go Woke Go Broke Pocahontas LOL

R: Why haven’t you wokesters figured out that the most racist thing you can do is accuse white people of being racist

D: Are you sure about that

R: Yes, because that makes nonracists angry & resentful, which makes them WANT to act racist

D: So how exactly would we be wrong

R: Don’t you understand if you cry “racism” over every little thing we’re just going to tune you out when you talk about it

D: But you already tune us out

R: Well, that’s your fault

D: I guess I must have missed the Republican Party’s era of conscientious anti-racist activism

R: Well, perhaps you’ve heard of… MARTIN LUTHER KING?

D: Oh, here we go

R: Dr. King was a REPUBLICAN! And the Klan was founded by DEMOCRATS!

D: I can set my stopwatch for the microsecond you will stop listening

R: Check and MATE!

D: In the ‘60s, racist Southern conservatives were Democrats; today, they are Republicans. This happened after Reagan embraced the “Southern Strategy”. It has been over 50 years since the GOP has embraced any kind of civil rights activism, and

R: None of that is important to me

R: My point is, MLK said we should judge people exclusively by the content of their character, which proves he believed that we should never talk about race ever again

D: And to think we might not want people like you to have a say in our children’s education

R: ABOLISH CRT!