Dr Syntax & Tom Caruana - Get Your Dad Off The Internet
^^^^^ confess, you haven’t listened have you? it’s ok I don’t usually put the sound on either, but this time you should, if @Coldwar_Steve were a rapper he might be a bit like @drsyntaxraps
“he’s furious about corruption in the United States electoral college… he lives in Norwich” #flow
He claims being called gammon is racial abuse
But rants about Megan till his face is all puce
He’s confused
His Covid views are pure Qanon
But he clapped for the NHS
And Captain Tom
Where’s your Dad gone?
What went wrong?
Please pull your router out as soon as he logs on
Plays a strong biscuit game too - hard to fault these opinions
“You Can’t Catch Me” possibly my favourite track about cycling since Mein Fahhrad

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top logic here
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