Small dog stole a loaf of bread.
He can’t walk because his belly is in the way.
Can’t move either, bread coma
Bread coma confirmed
He is fine. Not his first rodeo with brazen food theft.
Update on small dog who ate an entire loaf of bread:
I can announce that the loaf of bread exited out of him safely this morning. Just waiting on the dump truck and the backhoe to clean up

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7 Nov
Yeah nope. A Benjamin a month mortgage sounds great, but definitely many SNEKS in there and I am tired of sneks
Yeah @zillow, your algho is not right, then again it is Kentucky. You could be on the money
to understand my SNEKS reference above, see:
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4 Nov
I have asthma
I am vaccinated
I wear a mask religiously
I have been home 99% of the time for the past 2 years.
It has been 4 days since covid has been kicking my a$$.
Yolo
Friday: Aches
Saturday: no energy
Sunday: running nose-congestion-cough
Monday: (Fr +sat +Sun) x 2
Tuesday: (Fr +sat +Sun=Mon) x 2
Wednesday: Less Achy
Today: Back to Tuesday status
O2 saturation:
Friday: 99%
Saturday: 99%
Sunday: 97%
Monday: 97%
Tuesday: 94%
Wednesday: 99%
Today: 99%
Past 48 hours thanks to Advair (fluticasone / salmeterol) I am already on Montelukast (Singulair) daily
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3 Nov
After 4 years of every color scandal offered to them on an orange platter, and after winning the White House, senate and house majorities, the democrats should have every election between now and the midterms called by dinner time.
Instead….
They win an election & relax while the RNC starts the ground game in November. They do a great job at it because they know the democrats will trample all over themselves and forget where power comes from. The dems leave it to the likes of @staceyabrams to do the work for them
I have no fucking clue how they repeat the same mistake every time they win the White House but hand everything else back by the midterms. It pisses me off
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28 Oct
I knew I have seen the #META logo somewhere
I d better get back to work instead f getting sucked in this hole.
sh*t. you get the point
Help me I can't stop #META
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14 Oct
Can anyone guess what was under this bin in my kitchen a few days ago?
First Correct answer and I ll tweet the video Image
Here is what was under the bin in the kitchen.
Before the twitter PETA SHOWS UP. I safely removed snek and relocated it to the creek behind the house. ImageImage
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12 Oct
So you have one ted talk and you get salty @davetroy?
i have a:
DHS summons
Twitter inc suing the entire trump admin on Behalf of my account.
ACLU joining the federal suit on my personal behalf.
An inquiry from the senate
And
An inspector general report.
This was my TED TALK.
Also.
But sure. I am going to be a national security risk by tweeting to stop caging immigrant kids, advocating for more #Kabob or enticing the masses to stop wearing pants.
You need a gf Dave
Finally @davetroy, you wrote this. ( Insert ironing reference)
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