Thread by @StillDelvingH

Oh my
Today my 5 years old invited his (also 5 years old) girlfriend.
At one point they went silent.
Yes, that's when you want to go check.
I found them together in bed, drapes shut.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"We're making love" my 5 years old say.
😬 You're WHAT?!? 😬

I mean, he's 5.
We did NOT have this conversation yet.
He knows about daddy's seed meeting mummy's seed in mummy's belly, but the part about how the seed transfers there exactly has not been discussed yet.
Me: "What do you think that means?"
He: "It's how we'll have a baby" 🤨

Other than that, turns out he knows nothing.
His (5 years old) girlfriend was more knowledgeable:
"When you are in love, you go into the bed, you turn off the lights and then the boy puts his leg on you".
And here we went for the discussion about how kids don't grown up stuff.

The good news is, after all, they don't want a baby as it's too noisy 👍
(Also I explained them it wasn't gonna work anyway as kids can't have kids)
Can't wait for the discussion with the little lady's parents. 😬

Oh good they flooded the living room now
They wanted to play duck fishing

Ok discussion with little lady's mum went well.
(I couldn't help laughing.)
Turns out it was the TV.