Thread by @QuinnyPig

I swear, @Quinnypiglet has some quotable moments. Some examples in a holiday thread...

@Quinnypiglet To Ethel, our "dog":

"Sit down, you rude bastard." Harsh, but fair.

@Quinnypiglet "Daddy, close your damn mouth, stop talking, and eat."

Honestly, everyone says this sooner or later.

@Quinnypiglet Me: "Don't hurt me!"
Dana: "I'm not hurting you, stop crying."

I should probably talk to someone about this.

@Quinnypiglet Me: "What are you doing to my head?"
Dana: "Covering it so nothing hears you talk."

She's doing God's work, really.

@Quinnypiglet Uh... shoes go on *before* pants, kid.

"Oh. I forgot that. Well fuck."

@Quinnypiglet "Mommy wants to listen to me run and scream because she's nuts."

Yes, @bequinning is, and no she most definitely does not.

@Quinnypiglet @bequinning This concludes the test of my newly-revamped "Last Tweet in AWS" shitposting Twitter client. More to come on this later; thanks for being my test subjects.