#Drumpf was having tea with the queen in Buckingham palace. As usual, Trump was being a blowhard and bragging about himself, especially his intelligence. #snort The queen smiled and called Boris Johnson into the room. The queen called for Boris Johnson to join them.
A few minutes later Boris walked in. The queen asked him, "Your mother has a child that isn't your brothers or your sisters. Who is this?". Boris thought for a moment and said, "That's a simple question, your highness. It's me!" #Drumpf applauded.
After #Drumpf returned to the US, he asked Mike #Pence, "Your mother has a child that isn't your brothers or your sisters. Who is this?" Pence scratched his head for a good 10 minutes before he gave up.
#Drumpf, furious that his vice president is too dumb to figure out this riddle, shouted angrily, “You idiot, it's Boris Johnson!"
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