Thanksgiving weekend. 37 degrees. Families out for cider and donuts driving by with Christmas trees on the roof.

And these Q-balls are out yelling crazy nonsense.

There is no rehabbing this level of ignorant nutbaggery.
Dude, your kids are in their 40s.
Actually, it ends when you sit the fuck down.
This is perhaps my favorite juxtaposition of this whole Moron Jubilee.

We won’t put up with government regulations!!!

Other than mandatory drivers licenses, registrations, inspections, speed limits, traffic laws, parking rules, and seatbelt requirements.
This is another favorite:

“Rights come from god not the government.”

Give that defense a try in court, Janice. Let us know how it goes.
“We prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.”

Cool. Give your “dangerous freedom” approach a try by driving 100 mph in a 55 zone.

Report back.
I’m going to close with this:

Yesterday, a man with obvious significant mental health challenges walked up to me and started talking rapidly about all kinds of irrational things.

I was concerned *for him*.

These people though… they’re dangerous. Lucid lunatics.
People with mental illnesses are less likely than the general population to be violent. These Q people are not mentally ill.

They are brainwashed as a result of a predicate ignorance. They are dumb, gullible, committed and convinced.

They are our most grave domestic threat.
Seriously, there is a parallel between these Q lunatics and Trump himself.

We took the threat of a President Trump too lightly.

We are taking the threat of a Q-believer pipeline too lightly.

These people are irreparably weaponized into lunacy. There is no means to fix it.
It is just a matter of time until the type of unhinged shitbag who’d spend his Thanksgiving weekend yelling at passing cars instead blows up a building.

I hope the FBI is surveilling the fuck out of these assholes.

They are dangerous.

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There is this weird phenomenon on Twitter where people say crappy things to you while telling you how much they like following you.

If you enjoy following someone, you’re getting something out of their content.

If you are rude or annoying in replies, they can’t say the same.
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There’s this weird thing where some of the people who tell you how much they like you seem to think they’re giving you a gift or something.

Like it should indebt you to them and somehow obligates you to like them back no matter how they talk to you.

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#ThanksgivingHotTakes
People who put marshmallows on yams just want cover to eat marshmallows.

#ThanksgivingHotTakes
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#ThanksgivingHotTakes
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I really can’t spend the next year arguing with people who are somehow AGAINST pushing for better communications from Dems.

So, I’m just going to block anyone peddling stupidity about how sucking at communications is somehow fine, necessary, unimportant or unfixable.
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Before Trump was elected, all of my existential screaming at the movie screen while the people in the horror movie couldn’t hear me happened off Twitter.

I didn’t join Twitter until the election.
It sucked the absolute life out of me.

As someone who understood his narcissistic personality disorder from the jump, that helpless screaming into the wind sucked the absolute life out of me.

The triggering of Trump’s narcissism was PTSDish enough.
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“Everything that looks like a potential conflict is one.” is not one of them.

“Every actual conflict of interest materially harms the public.” is not one of them.

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Conflict of interest laws exist because, at least in part, because of the understanding that even the *appearance* of a conflict can erode *public faith in government*.

The agency most responsible for enforcing federal conflict of interest provisions is the Dept. of Justice.

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There is no entity in our entire government that better understands:

1) Even appearances matter

2) Public faith in government matters

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It’s usually a finance guy or ops person invited as a courtesy.

They sit there like a bubbling teapot until they inevitably boil over…

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And everyone else around the table cringes. Their own colleagues.

You were supposed to just sit there and eat your bagel, Frank from Finance.

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As it turns out, one of my secret ‘trespassing to birdwatch’ spots is apparently also a local cop’s ‘drink his morning coffee in peace’ spot.
I should note that I am clearly trespassing. I mean, it is signed and fenced off.

But, hey, I know enough about the law to be dead wrong about my rights.

One gate is always open. That makes it like a swimming pool: an inviting nuisance.

They invited me with their nuisance.
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That’s enough gray area for me.

So, I do a little (finger quotes) trespassing (finger quotes).

Big deal. Is that really a crime?

Well, yes, but I was being figurative.
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