The year is 2021.
No one under 25 will ever be able to own a home in Canada.
Starbucks has been gentrified by cannabis shops, the only companies that can afford to operate.
The biggest drug dealer is now the Province of Ontario, run by an alleged former pot dealer.
No one under 25 will ever be able to own a home in Canada.
Starbucks has been gentrified by cannabis shops, the only companies that can afford to operate.
The biggest drug dealer is now the Province of Ontario, run by an alleged former pot dealer.
2/ The alleged former drug dealer’s only qualifications are helping his brother, the former mayor of the country’s largest city.
He had lost his gig due to being caught smoking crack numerous times. No one else was qualified they said, in a city filled with brilliant people.
He had lost his gig due to being caught smoking crack numerous times. No one else was qualified they said, in a city filled with brilliant people.
3/ Above him, a mild mannered Chad who only received his position due to his father, who had also been the leader of the country.
The ruling party ran him, despite his years in leadership being less than the number of public videos of him in blackface. No one else was qualified.
The ruling party ran him, despite his years in leadership being less than the number of public videos of him in blackface. No one else was qualified.
4/ which didn’t matter. The country wasn’t so much a country as it was a front for transnational criminals to wash their money.
It became home to not just the largest transnational criminal organizations, but the top 3.
It became home to not just the largest transnational criminal organizations, but the top 3.
5/ The police weren’t corrupt, so much has handicapped by its management.
In one example, they had been informed of wide scale money laundering. Shortly after, budget cuts had eliminated the dept to investigate it
In one example, they had been informed of wide scale money laundering. Shortly after, budget cuts had eliminated the dept to investigate it
6/ The spy service and national police force had warned that a foreign country was purchasing its land to control leaders.
They tried to silence the reports. An agent fighting suppression leaked it for the greater good.
The gov labeled their own intelligence conspiracy.
They tried to silence the reports. An agent fighting suppression leaked it for the greater good.
The gov labeled their own intelligence conspiracy.
7/ The economy was booming though. Largely due to home prices rapidly escalating. A boom led by real estate development.
No one would know that one of the biggest developers had been accused of being the real estate developer for organized crime in NYC during the 1980s.
No one would know that one of the biggest developers had been accused of being the real estate developer for organized crime in NYC during the 1980s.
8/ And why should they? The country had carefully constructed its laws so that journalists would need to have stronger evidence than law enforcement.
Ironically, law enforcement only acted when journalists revealed big stories.
No one could report. No one could act.
Ironically, law enforcement only acted when journalists revealed big stories.
No one could report. No one could act.
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