R: Welcome to the Let’s Go Brandon souvenir store and house of MAGAlomania
D: Uh, hi
R: Are you a fan of childish political humor that is rapidly becoming dated as we speak
D: Not really
R: Well, do you think the Babylon Bee Is insightful
D: No
D: Uh, hi
R: Are you a fan of childish political humor that is rapidly becoming dated as we speak
D: Not really
R: Well, do you think the Babylon Bee Is insightful
D: No
R: Are you worried about woke schoolteachers who are attempting to brainwash our children into hating white people
D: Afraid not
R: Have you ever compared vaccine mandates to Nazism
D: People do that?
R: Are you personally threatened by unisex bathrooms
D: Are you feeling OK
D: Afraid not
R: Have you ever compared vaccine mandates to Nazism
D: People do that?
R: Are you personally threatened by unisex bathrooms
D: Are you feeling OK
R: Are you driven insane by the dangerous Commie leftist & his radical VP Kamala Harris for undoing everything Trump did to make this country great?
D: I’m afraid I’m not in your target audience
R: So you don’t want the tote bag?
D: Sorry
R: LET’S GO BRANDON!
D: Oh, shut up
D: I’m afraid I’m not in your target audience
R: So you don’t want the tote bag?
D: Sorry
R: LET’S GO BRANDON!
D: Oh, shut up
R: Well, can I interest you in a commemorative replica of Hunter Biden’s laptop
D: I’ll pass
R: How about a “Fire Fauci” truck flag
D: No thanks
R: Here’s a T-shirt that says “From My Cold, Dead Hands” with a picture of a Thanksgiving turkey
D: Maybe next year
D: I’ll pass
R: How about a “Fire Fauci” truck flag
D: No thanks
R: Here’s a T-shirt that says “From My Cold, Dead Hands” with a picture of a Thanksgiving turkey
D: Maybe next year
R: Is anyone in your family interested in an AOC archery target
D: I hope not
R: How about a KYLE FOR PRESIDENT rifle strap
D: No
R: A T-shirt that carefully explains to the uninitiated that “Let’s Go Brandon” means “Fuck Joe Biden”
D: Pass
R: You are one tough customer
D: I hope not
R: How about a KYLE FOR PRESIDENT rifle strap
D: No
R: A T-shirt that carefully explains to the uninitiated that “Let’s Go Brandon” means “Fuck Joe Biden”
D: Pass
R: You are one tough customer
R: Well, why are you here if you don’t want a LET’S GO BRANDON T-shirt or a LET’S GO BRANDON bumper sticker or a LET’S GO BRANDON flag or a LET’S GO BRANDON prophylactic device
D: The other stores are all so crowded; I just stepped inside this empty place to collect my thoughts
D: The other stores are all so crowded; I just stepped inside this empty place to collect my thoughts
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