OLLIE: So there won't be an investigation?
TUCKER: Oh aye. There'll be an investigation. Glenn! You're in charge of the investigation
GLENN: I'm investigating the party?
TUCKER: Alleged party
GLENN: But I was there
TUCKER: Or you weren't
TUCKER: Oh aye. There'll be an investigation. Glenn! You're in charge of the investigation
GLENN: I'm investigating the party?
TUCKER: Alleged party
GLENN: But I was there
TUCKER: Or you weren't
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NICOLA: I'm utterly lost now
TUCKER: It's perfectly fucking simple. Glenn here is going to establish whether or not there was a party that he did or didn't attend
GLENN: Which I did
TUCKER: Or didn't
GLENN: But I did
TUCKER: Or did you
GLENN: Well I don't know now
TUCKER: Exactly
TUCKER: It's perfectly fucking simple. Glenn here is going to establish whether or not there was a party that he did or didn't attend
GLENN: Which I did
TUCKER: Or didn't
GLENN: But I did
TUCKER: Or did you
GLENN: Well I don't know now
TUCKER: Exactly
OLLIE: What do I do?
TUCKER: Do what you do best. Stand there looking fucking lost and occasionally text the girlfriend you wish you still had. Try to avoid being filmed again, on camera, mentioning a christmas party you went to that didn't happen. You think you can manage that?
TUCKER: Do what you do best. Stand there looking fucking lost and occasionally text the girlfriend you wish you still had. Try to avoid being filmed again, on camera, mentioning a christmas party you went to that didn't happen. You think you can manage that?
TUCKER: Then, in about three months, we'll announce the results of Glenn's investigation, fire one, maybe two of you and that'll be it sorted.
GLENN: Wait, FIRE us?
TUCKER: One or two, aye.
GLENN: Which ones?!
TUCKER: Well that'll depend on what your investigation says.
GLENN: Wait, FIRE us?
TUCKER: One or two, aye.
GLENN: Which ones?!
TUCKER: Well that'll depend on what your investigation says.
TERRI: I don't think Glenn is allowed to do the investigation. Civil Service rules-
GLENN: Think carefully about what you say next Terri, you don't know what my findings will be
TUCKER: Aye, I'd listen to him if I were you. Things are already looking bad for Ollie
OLLIE: What?!
GLENN: Think carefully about what you say next Terri, you don't know what my findings will be
TUCKER: Aye, I'd listen to him if I were you. Things are already looking bad for Ollie
OLLIE: What?!
OLLIE: Fine. Why can't I do the investigation?
TUCKER: Because you're not qualified
OLLIE: I have a first from Oxford!
TUCKER: In PPE. And not the useful kind. Plus it needs to be someone who looks...
GLENN <smugly>: Clever
TUCKER: ...Like nobody would invite them to a party /END
TUCKER: Because you're not qualified
OLLIE: I have a first from Oxford!
TUCKER: In PPE. And not the useful kind. Plus it needs to be someone who looks...
GLENN <smugly>: Clever
TUCKER: ...Like nobody would invite them to a party /END
(In case you missed the first part)
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