Because this is incredibly dense and technical, let me try to simplify it. I'm sure I will be condescendingly corrected if I get this wrong...
"We made a change internally that caused a bunch of internal things to become extremely chatty, like AWS employees defending the company if someone says something even slightly unflattering on Twitter."
"All of the chatty stuff made it really hard to understand what was going on because everything started behaving like CDK evangelists and never shutting the hell up for one goddamned second. As a result, engineers had to basically guess what was broken."
"It's always DNS, so they started there. It was not DNS, which is one for the record books. They then focused on moving traffic service by service, which eventually cleared the congestion issues."
"The thing that broke was basically 'the internal AWS network' which is kind of important as it turns out. A lot of things fell over as a result. We have a lot of learning to do about this newly discovered behavior and its triggers. We are deeply sorry."
As @lizthegrey points out, "making changes to DNS to mitigate" appears to be homed through us-east-1; using @awscloud for DNS looks like it may be A Mistake You Should Avoid as a result. This is important, concerning, and more than a smidgen disappointing as a customer.
Welcome to my first-ever livetweet of an @aselipsky#reinvent keynote as a part of my requinnvent.com coverage. It's 8:30, sarcastically loud, I haven't slept, and it's time to see what our @awscloud friends have worked on all year long.
A reminder: Snarking about companies is usually okay; snarking about people (presenters, etc) is not. Punch up, not down. Be kind.
The failure mode of "clever" is "asshole."
We begin with a jarring transition from "loud rock" to "easy listening combined with a Windows screensaver theme." Clearly the #reinvent graphics refresh was delayed due to... I dunno, not having a bad enough team name or something.
Staff: “Sorry, employees (orange lanyards) aren’t allowed in keynotes.”
Me: “It’s red. The lighting is super odd here.”
Once again I snuck past the “no Corey allowed in keynotes” rule!
And now I will livetweet the @awscloud partner keynote in this thread. #reInvent
@awscloud And now @dougyeum takes the stage and thanks us all for being here in person even though he won't be. "I'm moving to a new role within Amazon. Later, hosers."
Had to add a route table to the subnet that spoke ipv6. Had to also force traffic over @tailscale since @sonic doesn't offer ipv6 natively without tunneling yet, but then it "Just worked" since the emergence node has ipv6 on it. I'm in!
Let's start with security and update the thing. apt says "working" but it's been a suspiciously long time for that to be, y'know. Accurate.
I need a Twitter plane game to play since it's no longer working hours. (Fun fact! On this Seattle --> SFO flight I once read and reviewed @RealGeneKim's entire "Unicorn Project" manuscript before landing.)
Game: name a company and I'll assign them a more appropriate motto.
"We named our company after the most expensive city in the US because we don't do subtle."