I am terrible at giving you the detail on #SexToys, but I hope at least I can amuse you by asking the important questions when I test 'em.
Namely: how vigorous a shag can the @HotOctopuss Plex handle without slipping out of your arse?
#NSFW
girlonthenet.com/blog/hot-octop…
Namely: how vigorous a shag can the @HotOctopuss Plex handle without slipping out of your arse?
#NSFW
girlonthenet.com/blog/hot-octop…
Meanwhile, because it's nearly Christmas I'm gonna do a thread of some of the cool #SexToys that have been on the site this year which you might like to buy.
FIRST: @GSilicone grind rings (which other people are raving about too) girlonthenet.com/blog/godemiche…
FIRST: @GSilicone grind rings (which other people are raving about too) girlonthenet.com/blog/godemiche…
@GSilicone NEXT the @ElectraStim Kix (plus 'explorer' finger sleeves which give you magic sex fingers), beautifully and hilariously covered by @GirlInOldSchoo2 here: girlonthenet.com/blog/electrast…
@GSilicone @ElectraStim @GirlInOldSchoo2 NEXT the new @HotOctopuss Atom Plus Lux (a fucking astonishing dual-vibe cock ring that now comes with the remote it was begging for): girlonthenet.com/blog/atom-plus…
I'll do more later this evening. BUY STUFF. WORSHIP CAPITALISM. ZHUZH YOUR JUNK FOR CHRISTMAS.
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