Train is stopped in Wenatchee, and I am missing my kitties something fierce, so here is a thread of my kitties playing dress-up.

These are my cats, Lucy and Max
Lucy is 11 and loves playing dress-up. She’s a shelter kitty.
This is Max. He just turned 3 and is a purebred Maine Coon. He tries to play dress-up because he tries to do everything his big sister does.
Lucy never met a piece of fabric she didn’t want to wear.
She seems especially inspired by bright colors.
She likes to steal my scarves. Especially the silk ones.
Sometimes she likes to be a mysterious veiled lady
Sometimes she likes to be a Greek goddess
Sometimes she likes to be a ghost
Lucy had a big sister named Molly who she loved very much.

After Molly passed away she was very lonely and not eating, so I got Max.
Max was initially very small.
But he started growing very fast and I’m not sure Lucy was sure how she felt about that.
One day I stepped on her tail and she yelped and Max came running and realized he was bigger than she was now and got very protective.
But she’s still his big sister and he still takes his cues from her.

He wanted to be involved while she was playing with a scarf but I didn’t want him to wreck it so I put a felt heart on him. He was very proud.
So I got him some ties. He wasn’t real sure about the whole tie thing but did like the “shake hands and make a deal part.”
He really liked his Pride tie though
He watched his sister a bunch and then decided to try it himself.
Sometimes with a little help he’d sort of get it

Lucy tried to give him advice
He’s good at it if he has competition
Sometimes I’d find him experimenting.
Lucy told him it’s all about context and your facial expression and how you look at the camera
So he tried smoldering at the camera.
But he’s really more of a sensitive boy.
His attempts to pose don’t always go well
I have a lot of different scarves because Lucy has moods
And she likes seasonal colors
She really likes royal colors
Sometimes Max tries to play dress-up when she’s done
And, well
But even though he’s a fashion disaster, he’s a good brother

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28 Dec
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I, the respondent, am:
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Telling members of non-Christian traditions or the non-religious, as a compliment, that they’re being better Christians than most Christians.

It is not a compliment.
At minimum, it positions “Christianity” as the highest possible good.

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if you say the quiet part out loud, is actually

“Whoa who would have thought a JEW could be an outstandingly good person in the way ‘true’ Christians are?!”
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who is not a lynx but a Maine Coon
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As soon as I have it set up I’ll take a pic, but here’s my suite from last time.
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I cannot emphasize enough how much better it is than flying.
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Okay so

one of the things I learned while doing my parable-commentary-debunking website was that the oddest parable details were popular art subjects

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Pierre Subleyras, Christ at the House of Simon the Pharisee, c. 1737.
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love the serving boy right in the middle looking at the camera like "are you SEEING this shit?"
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