You Know You're From #Connecticut When...

You have hiked up a big hill or small mountain at least once for a keg party.

You never went to a bar in high school.

You thought that the only highways were 91 and 84.

You thought everyone couldn't buy beer after 8 pm
You have been to Misquamicut and to that little hot dog place.

There is a farm within miles of your house.

You don't have an accent when you talk. #Truth!
You have known at least 2 preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish.
Disclaimer: I’m from Fairfield and I’ve never listened to Phish. But yes, even back in the dark ages I knew a lot of preppy kids in high school.
#UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different – especially the #grrrls.
You have deer in your backyard.

You didn't drink or do drugs until 11th grade.

You still don't understand why people say that Connecticut is the richest state.

You think New Jersey is a toxic waste dump.

You've partied at bonfires.

You've been to Cape Cod.
You think the Connecticut River is endless.

The town diner is the only place open after midnight.

You have at least 4 friends who drive Jeep Grand Cherokees.

You root for all the New York sports teams.
You've never looked at a public bus schedule.

You have both girlfriends and guyfriends with the same name as you.

You go to the diner late night to post party.

You can proudly tell an outsider about nutmeg.

You get pissed at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
There is absolutely nothing to do in the winter.

You live twenty minutes from either an Abercrombie & Fitch, J. Crew, or GAP.

You sail, or know someone who does.
You can't understand why people don't understand what you’re talking about when you refer to a "package" store.

You have at least one friend whose house was built in the 1800's.

Your house would cost half as much in any other state.

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midnight music

the symphony of the lost community
you orchestrated
pounds in my veins
its syncopation my heartbeat

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it was mapped in our genes
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when you fell you did it quietly
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