#2haspoilers I need somewhere to scream as I read 2ha so mute this thread if you need to
#2haspoilers chp 68 // I’VE JUST REACHED THE PART WHERE CHU XUN DIGS OUT HIS OWN HEART AND GIVES IT TO HIS AND THEN MO RAN SAYS CWN HAS THE EXACT SAME SCAR ON HIS CHEST AND I’M SO MINDFUCKED NOW I’M SCREAMING
#2haspoilers side note there isn’t a vivid description of how the Ghost King looks like (unless I missed it) and considering he has lost 1 eye I just imagine him as a really huge Hua Cheng looking over the town and terrorizing it in my head and THE IMAGERY IS SO FUNNY TO ME
#2haspoilers I LOVE PETTY XIA SINI SO MUCHHHHHHHH BABIE CHU WANNING BRAINROTTTTTTT
#2haspoilers with every chapter I want to 🔪 mo ran (I love mo ran this is a joke)
#2haspoilers I have a question. why does cwn not know how to ride swords
#2haspoilers finished book 1 and I’m so teary now……… MO RAN 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
#2haspoilers OMGOMGOMG I’M FINALLY AT THE FARM ARC TIME TO SEE WHAT’S SO INFAMOUS ABOUT IT 🙏🏻
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baby dragonji meets baby foxxian for the first time when lqr takes wwx back to cloud recesses. deeply frightened by all the dragons he sees, wwx holds lqr’s hand tight.
lqr: [about to announce he’s adopting foxxian]
lwj, looking at wwx: shufu, you brought back dinner💦
wwx: 😨😭
lqr: wangji, this fox is not for eating.
baby dragonji, confused: but it is dinner time and he is a small animal
baby foxxian: [already bawling]
lqr: he is a huli jing, an esteemed fox spirit. he will live and study alongside you, and become your peer. take good care of him.
lwj:
lqr: promise me you won’t eat the fox
lwj:
lqr: wangji
lwj: …I promise
lxc, behind him: I promise I won’t let him eat the fox
[15 years later, at wangxian’s wedding]
lqr:
lxc: in my defense, he didn’t eat the fox
lwj: oh, I will be devouring a fox tonight. 🐉💦
lqr:
lxc:
what if foxxian and dragonji grew up together in the palace but neither had the courage to confess. so, when lwj returns triumphant from the war—the Lans have served the Weis for generations as warriors—the Wei emperor asks him what reward he wants. and lwj asks to marry foxxian.
some backstory: when lwj is not out there fighting great battles for his emperor, he’s wwx’s personal bodyguard, tailing him around the palace... I just love the thought of dragons being the designated warrior clan that serves the emperor (and in turn, pretty fox princes)!
something about the trait of dragons being extremely steadfast and loyal to those they serve AND also being so inhumanly powerful and strong that makes them the ideal warrior type—just gets me! also, the intensity of their devotion makes their love sometimes scary (but so good)
babie dragonji meeting foxxian in the wild for the first time wearing loose robes oozing peak milf behaviour… babieji’s big golden eyes dilating in awe bc he didn’t know fox spirits really existed! xiongzhang only talks about them in bedtime stories! and then he falls in love
babie dragonji dressed all prim and proper at the age of five and then there’s this huli jing frolicking about with his chest right out, unconcerned about predators!!! lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one!!! except babieji runs headfirst into the evil one
“excuse me,” babie dragonji says, all stiff-lipped, his small hands yanking right at the hems of slutty milfxian’s robes. he takes off his smol winter cloak around him and hands it to the fox. “you must be cold.”
foxxian, of course, does not register babieji’s actual intentions.