Was advising a former student over FT from the hot tub, and she’s working on critiques of the War on Terror tortue program.
Of course some blue haired ladies had to roll up, eavesdrop, and then try to lecture me about their sons who served in Iraq.
Hold me back.
Like c’mon Marge don’t make me tell you about what dealing with ISIS is like go finish crocheting that scarf
She’s now yapping about cash only businesses Iike Vietnamese nail salons and immigrants’ “dual loyalties”
Tell me not to ask her what reservation she from
“At Harper’s preschool all the purses for dress up day are Dior”
fuck this shit my back can stay jacked up I’m done here
In Marge’s honor I’m about to order Thai food and overtip in cash outta misplaced hope the cook is a rare undocumented immigrant who doesn’t pay his taxes because we all know that’s where we get all our build bridges and shit money from
Like this saggy old “democracy relies on paying your fair share / immigrant dual loyalties” Dominican housekeeper having bag of crusty jingoism actually thinks Elon “apartheid emerald mines” Musk ain’t the problem
NOPE INFRASTRUCTURE COMES FROM A VIETNAMESE NAIL SALON WORKER
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my dr. is unexpectedly out of town, which is super great because I’m out of ADHD meds that are already always on back order by a week, we’re using the oven for heat because the water heater broke thursday, and kitten is currently trying to free the blood python
2022 is amazing
Maybe I’ll just cope through the unmedicated ADHD for the week by compiling a master thread of #ShitMyStudentsSendMe since I can’t concentrate for shit
My credentials are a PhD from one of the world’s top universities, and expertise in political violence reflected in a 30+ page CV that includes such things as multiple Fulbrights, United Nations and State Department publications, among others.
2. No, I never “worked for the government.” As I said, I wrote policy recommendations upon request (that weren’t followed, so that should — by your ‘logic’ — make me *more* credible).