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3 Jan, 5 tweets, 2 min read
my dr. is unexpectedly out of town, which is super great because I’m out of ADHD meds that are already always on back order by a week, we’re using the oven for heat because the water heater broke thursday, and kitten is currently trying to free the blood python

2022 is amazing
Maybe I’ll just cope through the unmedicated ADHD for the week by compiling a master thread of #ShitMyStudentsSendMe since I can’t concentrate for shit
Just called the pharmacy to see if they’ve got an ETA for my prescription. Pharmacist hears my name and says “my favorite person!”

That’s how shitty my doctor (and American healthcare) is - the pharmacy knows this obnoxious monthly song and dance.

2022 is truly something.
Alexa play

🎶🎵 on hold with my doctor while I give Baby Satan a bath because he’s aggressively codependent and wouldn’t leave me alone so he fell into the toilet and took a swim when I brushed my teeth 🎵🎶

this song S L A P S
I’m on hold again with my doctor’s office for the third day in a row trying to get the damn doctor to refill this prescription I’ve been on for my entire adult life, so I can then ask the pharmacy to special order it so I maybe focus in the next 2 weeks

American healthcare yay

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3 Jan
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Hold me back.
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“Mass formation psychosis” is an updated, pseudo-scientific version of Gustave Le Bon’s mob hysteria.

Nazi Germany was not “literally hypnotized,” and that’s an absurd eradication of human agency.
My credentials are a PhD from one of the world’s top universities, and expertise in political violence reflected in a 30+ page CV that includes such things as multiple Fulbrights, United Nations and State Department publications, among others.

1. My PhD is from Emory University.

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In other news I’m too short for Baby Satan to attack from the cat bridge ImageImageImageImage
His stupid little face makes me so happy Image
For everyone asking about the cat bridge location… Image
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30 Dec 21
Unpopular opinion, but Rep. Swalwell’s response here is real shitty, and it’s counterproductive in any “deradicalization” sense.

Had he censored Jeremy’s last name and photo, fine.

(And don’t @ me about threats to one’s life. I’m painfully familiar with exactly that.)
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I was the target of a murder conspiracy, someone involved apologized to me, and guess what?

They’re an enormous ally to all us anti-Nazis now.

I’ve come to know the person who apologized for the kill list I was on (the FBI made numerous arrests over it — not a random DM). I’d never out them.

Sincere apologies are an open door to do some good.

Swalwell did the opposite for Twitter clout and that’s… extremely crappy.
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30 Dec 21
“Why is your whole feed about your cats right now”

Because it’s dead week and I need a few days of pretending my life isn’t horror 24/7, thanks.
My favorite part of that Tweet is how right after we found our water heater flooded so now we’re gonna be out of hot water until 2022.

So anyway about that pretending my life isn’t horror 24/7 thing
hahahahaha that also means we have no heat either
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