Thread by @ShaanVP

Going to a conference for Farmers 🐓🐷today.

Will tweet what I learn here:

So Kansas City isn’t in Kansas? Nobody else finds this fishy?

Almost miss my flight because I lost track of time eating a subway sandwich

Lady at the gate laughs and asks what I was thinking

I ask her if she’s ever had the turkey on Italian herbs and cheese

She nods. She understands

Full flight, had to put my bag like 10 rows back in the overhead bin

I steady myself to swim up stream to get it.!

Upon landing, the passengers form a human baggage claim and pass me my bag without me asking

Heroes fly @SouthwestAir

Quick pit stop at Banana Republic so my main man @benmlevy can get some jeans for the conference.

Might try some BBQ downtown next