making myself pizzagate pancakes and melania is a whore mashed potatoes on the engine block of my car because no one has invented granola bars and beef jerky yet
I’m not afraid to get stuck on the highway for a day because unlike the rest of you suckers I have a bucket containing 40 horrible impossible to prepare meals
practical supplies that last forever for under $50 are for betas
imagine your brain thinking oh my god I need to buy a week’s worth of emergency food I’d better get a tactical bucket from the guy who thinks lizard people run the world because a pallet of soup cans is such a good deal there must be a catch
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a year ago the “reasonable” people running cover for trump -he’s not as bad as they say! he’s a moron but the media! don’t like him but he owns the libs!- yet again claimed to be horrified by the results of their work, and yet again returned straight back to running cover for him
the “reasonable” people are so angry at the media and the libs all the time because they know their weakness and are embarrassed. they know they’ll once again be summarily shoved back out of the way the next time the open fascists sense an opportunity
the reasonable people are petting zoo animals the fascists keep around to distract everyone while they do their work advancing fascism. january 6th illustrated it perfectly.
my definition of a stable currency is “desperately screaming BUY THE DIP at fellow currency holders because conflict in a third world country has devastated the value of my cartoon apes”
it is sorta fun to watch them recreate entire decades of unregulated pre-fed market crashes in a mere years though
all great currencies follow the law of behaving as fractal elements of their prior performance, you learn that on day one of econ
this is simultaneously one of the funniest and most horrifyingly dumb theories I’ve ever seen
in light of what we know now we need to ask if tweets from republican media figures like this one sent on 1/6 blaming antifa for the violence were part of the coordinated 24 hour media blitz described by peter navarro
two years into the pandemic. two years in. two years in and the health agencies did nothing to improve data capture that contains vital information to inform policy and affect the way we live our lives. to say this is a fireable offense is an understatement.
so -this is all very, very, very speculative but- tucker claimed to have a cache of documents stolen from the infamous hunter laptop, then the docs “went missing”, for which he blamed UPS, but almost instantly “reappeared”, after which tucker didn’t want to talk about it anymore
“we support women and babies and want to build better support structures for them”
“cool let’s do it right now!”
“uh well”
“what?”
“well.”
“what?”
“um. we don’t want to right now. for… reasons”
listen, these fraudulent moralizers could have cut out like 80% of abortions in this country by now without changing a single law just by building robust structures to support women and families. every time it’s tried they scream about taxes and socialism. it’s all bullshit.