i mean hmmm
so -this is all very, very, very speculative but- tucker claimed to have a cache of documents stolen from the infamous hunter laptop, then the docs “went missing”, for which he blamed UPS, but almost instantly “reappeared”, after which tucker didn’t want to talk about it anymore
so how about this hypothetical scenario for your classic backfires, there wasn’t anything incriminating on the laptop *for hunter biden* but there *were* embarrassing emails for tucker carlson, and now lin wood and the q goons have them
I am just a lowly turnip shepherd with internet poisoning in my rotten brain but HMMM
see, the thing about it is tucker was 1000% on board with getting these documents and then suddenly he wanted nothing to do with him and immediately launched into “someone is spying on me”. which is a thing you’d think if somebody showed you a private email of yours LIKE THIS ONE
because tucker hadn’t figured out yet that “oh. that laptop has MY emails to hunter biden on it”. he freaked out. he invented this crazy story about being spied on. when really it was just a ratfuck backfire where he accidentally gave crazy people leverage against him
is this what happened? MAYBE. MAYBE NOT but shit it all makes a lot more sense than “the NSA is spying on me”
it is not healthy that I have the entire chronology of weird tucker carlson shit memorized but sometimes it comes in handy
this reads to me exactly how the freakiest fringe weirdos orbiting around lin wood and michael flynn write and it looks like it was possibly the early rifts of their civil war that exploded the past week
changing my handle back in the hopes of getting more amazing DMs
want to be really, really clear about this point: this email is 100% unsubstantiated. but it’s from a complete freak show blog post written way back in may 2021, and the post also contained the letter of recommendation email (likely real but also unproven) toresays.com/2021/05/24/exc…
(deleted and reposted because I suck at redacting)
oh and just to complete the circle here of how lin wood & his q clown posse got their hands on the material, let’s not forget it all started with everyone’s favorite human ink fountain, rudy giuliani, announcing he was committing quite the crime in distributing the contents

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