uh ya know the fact that those things haven’t been done already is kinda a big fuckin tell about the odds of those things getting done
“we support women and babies and want to build better support structures for them”

“cool let’s do it right now!”

“uh well”

“what?”

“well.”

“what?”

“um. we don’t want to right now. for… reasons”
listen, these fraudulent moralizers could have cut out like 80% of abortions in this country by now without changing a single law just by building robust structures to support women and families. every time it’s tried they scream about taxes and socialism. it’s all bullshit.
the most important issue to these people is and will always be that at any given moment, some place, somebody lacking some proper characteristic might be doing something improper with their genitals, and they must be stopped

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