make that $215!
it probably surprises nobody that the people who most consistently help me out are predominantly people who are also broke, they're just less broke than I am at the moment
$170 left! PLEASE HELP AND SHARE!

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and paid! THANK YOU!

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11 Jan
your original tweet was awful, but your assertions about the neurochemistry of emotion are overripe with misogyny and toxic masculinity

estrogen doesn't make you emotional any more than testosterone makes you stoic save for anger

everything you cite is cultural, not biological
look, @evelynharlow_, I don't give a fuck what you find attractive; the only people whose attractions I care about are those who are available, attainable, and what I like; you're the correct gender and good-looking but you're terminally straight and geographically inconvenient
and frankly I find your opinions breathtakingly immature even under the assumption that you're as young as your filtered avi suggests

even your desire for a romantic partner who will be your anchor in a crisis is motivated by your acculturation
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currently watching episodes of Kitchen Nightmares on YouTube and seeing how far I can get before I get too pissed off at the chefs to continue

right now the chef is saying that they can't get fresh fish in Brighton (UK), in a storefront 100m from the beach

in BRIGHTON
they pre-cooked the lobster and the mussels are all open

that's straight up gonna kill someone
the owner of this seafood restaurant doesn't even eat seafood
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tonight #sapphixywatches X2 (2003), the direct sequel to X-Men (2000), and the last time the franchise even bothered to try to make any timelines make sense
(the next movie made such a mess that they made a soft reboot and then built off that timeline in ways that made it even more of a mess)
The sequence introducing Kurt is one of my favorites in the franchise
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Tonight #sapphixywatches Clue (1985), based on the murder mystery board game of the same name*

*At least, in North America; I'm given to understand in Fucking Narnia Or Some Shit it's sold under the name "Cluedo" for reasons only known to lawyers and marketing
This movie is notable for having been distributed with three different endings, so if you and a friend went to see it at different theaters you might end up arguing with each other over the ending.
Home release versions include all three, with two presented as possible endings and the third (one where each suspect was involved in one murder) presented as the true ending.
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throwback Thursday: that time I got a (facetious) death threat over a geology pun
if you haven't seen it

This turned into a meme and spawned a whole lot of additional content
(I didn't invent the cummingtonite jokes, I just repeated one I've heard from geologists)
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I need someone who can help with this to contact me. Someone who works at Twitter, has a contact there, or can point me and my friend in the right direction.

Transcript follows.

[Reposting because I forgot to redact email addresses]
Hi Twitter!

I am the Twitter user @fangirlsmash. I’ve found a bug that has locked me out of my account since yesterday and I really need help. Please read carefully!

I’m a disabled Twitter user. I’ve had my account since 2009 and was an early adapter before that from
LiveJournal starting in 2006 under a different Twitter handle.

I use Twitter on an iPhone 6s Plus with the latest version of iOS and also on a windows 10 PC with the latest version of windows 10 64-bit.

HERE’S THE BUG, PLEASE READ CAREFULLY:

1. Over the past few days, a
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