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Jan 18 14 tweets 4 min read
X : You don't agree with agile?
Me : Eh? What? I agree with using appropriate methods based upon context.
X : Context of what?
Me : Context of the components of a project.
X : I'm not sure I understand.
Me : Ok. take your systems diagram ...
... turn it into a map by focusing on the user need, building the chain of components and asking how evolved is this component ...
... now realise that as things evolve their characteristics change which is why different methods have strengths in different contexts ...
... so, apply that pattern to your map and discuss with others. Allow them to challenge, to modify, to add missing knowledge etc.

But most importantly, realise that ...
... using agile (i.e. lightweight XP) is not the same as ...
... being agile.

Being agile requires you to use appropriate methods i.e. don't start building your own compute utility when there's a perfectly useable one out there.
X : Not sure why this matters?
Me : Hmmm. Take that systems diagram above. People often manage this with a one size fits all (i.e. outsource it all) and to make it manageable break it into "connected" areas i.e. this stuff is backoffice, this stuff is user experience ...
... let us apply one of those "connected" areas to the map. Let us choose engineering. Now, we're going to outsource this and so we're going to need a contract, so we know what we're getting ...
... well, I can tell you where the contract is going to mess up before we've even signed it. The stuff on the left will always occur excessive change control costs if you attempt to define it in a contract ...
... sitting down with a £600M+ contract, spending a day mapping and showing where the contract is going to massively overrun is one of my superpowers.
X : Why £600M?
Me : Happens to be a contract I'm thinking of.
X : What happened?
Me : They did it anyway and ...
... failed in all the right places. Massive cost overruns etc etc.
X : Why did they do it?
Me : The power of narrative. They believed in their story, they associated themselves (and their own power) with the story and they refused to accept challenge against their story.
X : Is this common?
Me : 84% of digital transformation efforts fail, over 50% of outsourcing efforts fail (and that has only come down because we count cloud as outsourcing) etc. It's more common than not.
X : But those failures aren't just contracts and purchasing.
Me : Agreed but a significant number of the failures appear to have a common thread - an excellent story built on a lack of challenge and a lack of situational awareness
X : Mapping seems a lot of work.
Me : It is. It took me an entire day to map out a £600M contract and spot the flaws ... seriously, are you really going to play the analysis paralysis card?

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Jan 17
Given the Copyright status of the book, it’s important that we explore options to increase its accessibility in a way that doesn’t violate the law ...
... Burn the book. For real.

I'm assuming this is a parody?

Thread -
Of course, before we land hard on the whole web3 space ... for a reminder that real life can be equally mind numbingly torturous then you just need to watch the Apprentice and the whiffy the toothbrush episode -
And if that doesn't get you to a point of "we are doomed as a species" then simply read into the EC's latest attempt to redefine a fossil fuel as green - theguardian.com/world/2022/jan…
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Jan 14
X : What did you think about Boris' apology?
Me : Don't blame the sweet and tender hooligan,
hooligan,
because he'll never, never, never, never, never, never do it again
not until the next time.
X : You don't believe him?
Me : Which bit of Dominic Grieve's warning (former chair of the intelligence and security committee) did you not listen to before voting in this party which lacks any integrity whatsoever?
X : They could replace him!
Me : Unless the two leadership candidates presented to the members are @theresa_may and @TomTugendhat then I'm not sure how things get better.
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Jan 14
Lazy web ... recommendations (and not) for a thermal camera you've used, as an add-on to an android phone, for determining insulation heat loss in a home.
FLIR One Pro - £240

But, need a new Phone with USB TOGO ... (ulefone power amor 14) - £170

£410 for thermal imaging.

My current electricity bill (heating, cooking, lighting plus everything) is about minus £500 with the feed in tariff. But I know I'm still leaking heat.
Choices, choices ... £410 is a lot of money but on the upside I get a new phone, on the downside I don't need one and that's a waste of energy.

Ah, whatsapp ... maybe I'll strike lucky in my village of engineers and someone has a thermal camera that I can borrow.
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Jan 10
Open cheque book for developers with risks and costs transferred to consumers with future promises on savings ... makes PFI look like a great deal. As Sir Ian Byatt said on Thames Tunnel "paid out every penny in excessive dividends and left Londoners to pick up the bill" ->
So,

1) yes, we need more nuclear.
2) yes, we could do with rebuilding some monopoly funded by consumers (aka tax payers) to do this. Let's call it the CEGB.
3) no, we don't need some half cocked financial instrument pushed through at a time where people are worried about bills.
I particularly dislike the whole "With global gas prices at record highs, we need to " ... what's the first thing they teach you on basic security training about scams? They seek to create pressure, an urgent need, for you to follow their path.

From a minister? Poor behaviour.
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Jan 6
The whole "let omicron rip through the population" style argument starts to make a bit more sense if the play is a delta and other variant replacement by a more contagious but milder omicron which conveys wider immunity.
Except ,,, Deadly Omicron should not be called mild, warns WHO - bbc.co.uk/news/world-599… ... maybe not such a good idea after all.

What exactly was wrong with going for zero covid? I never understood why we didn't adopt that approach rather than pursue a path to endemic.
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Jan 6
Maybe it's just me but I love the honesty in Matt Damon's advert on the future of Cryptoland and how misfortune favours those without privilege - "Earth will become a third world planet, everyone is hustling in some way to just get by" -
Obviously, it's very visionary because it's discussiing version 3.0 or crytpo3 because as we all know version 2.0 is an island - - wth version 1.0 being a somewhat lame online experience.
Personally, I would have pushed it further and talked about Cryptoland 4.0 or Crypto4 where all future descendants of silicon valley VCs live on starships whilst the rest of the earth has undergone genocide but that was the plot of a truly vile film known as Wall-E
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