Thread by @ercwl

look ppl, I'm not kidding around with Erica SimpDAO

I genuinely believe that if you set up these structures correctly, they will become some of the powerful DAOs in the entire space with tremendous *real-world* influence over important things

get me on a podcast & I'll explain

I have been thinking about this for 2 years and at times my mind has been going crazy thinking about the implications.

But I didn't think that anyone would believe or understand a word I would say or laugh at me for even saying it

The moment I saw @0xIreneDao, I took it upon myself to show the world what I mean by taking on the face of Erica and putting things into practice by actually showing how it is done step-by-step

I'm *not* trying to make a penny out of this. I'll never sell one $ERICA token myself

What I'm doing is I'm trying to show how the blueprint works that will take simp icons like Erica to the status of nearly fucking world domination if they play it right

But you still think I'm fucking around with some Rainbow chart meme bullshit. This is real.

SimpDAOs *will* revolutionize the world, and it is the thing that is going to take all of this shit that we're working on mainstream whether we like it or not.

The two *strongest* incentives on the internet (and in much the world) are sex, status & money.

Up until now, on the internet, these incentives have been aligned in almost entirely one-way fashions. The simp simps, the thot thots.

Thots get the attention and fame (and a bit of $), simps provide eyeballs, time and ad revenues streams. But the relationship is flat & stale

Now, a thot can just form a DAO. She doesn't even have to do anything. She just tells her simps to set everything up to her desires. They get a % of the total DAO token supply.

Then she just keeps delegating tasks. She *does* 0

In fact, even if she doesn't even have any ideas of herself one of the first tasks she can delegate is for a simp to design a business strategy and a roadmap with a bulletpoint fucking list of exactly what to do to step-by-step to become a media empire

Now, why do all these simps do all of this work?

Because they get paid in the token (which, by the way, they themselves created for her).

She assigns value to those tokens by giving privileges to token holders related to her persona in various ways

The debunked utility coin thesis *actually* works in a SimpDAO.

It doesn't work in DeFi overall because economical friction usually loses. But in simp universe, people don't care about that stuff as much. Simps graciously accept the friction for the sake of their thot.

The thot could make NFTs specific to her purchaseable only in her $ERICA token

Her NFTs, all of it requires you to hold and maybe have staked for a duration a certain amount of $ERICA to get *another* token that you actually can buy those NFTs with

Are her NFTs fucking pictures? NO

Well, some of them are, sure, but those are not the most interesting ones. Think about these:

- You get a designated slot in her Leage of Legends team (she's a Twitch streamer)
- You get to play multiplayer VR games with her in her guild
- You get to be on the Instagram Close Friends List
- You get to be on the Snapchat Close Friends List
- You get to call her 5min/week

This is not necessarily even porn. This is just getting to be around her. Supporting her.

And here's the most important part. The simp is also supporting *himself*!

The more work he does for his thot, the more valuable the tokens and NFTs he has accumulated becomes. If she becomes a star, *he* becomes rich.

And *they* become business partners.

Combined sexual desire with desire for money and status. That is TWO-WAY

There is a massive amount of pent up wants and desires currently trapped behind solo men staring at TikTok videos and Instagram reels. A *lot* of *strong* desire and all they can do is press thumbs up and/or masturbate.

These technologies have enslaved them. Emasculated them.

The SimpDAO liberates the simp.

It
Simply
Integrates
Meaning and
Purpose
(SIMP)

His sexual desire now becomes his financial potential. The hornier he is, the more he will work! The horniest simp shall inherit the earth, not just the thot!

So, now you have these massive economical guilds or workers, leaders, hierarchies and potential.

How hard is it for them to join forces for a specific cause? There will be thots that will shepherd men for climate change. Thots that shepherd men for gaming. Sports. Politics.

You think that this is all sillyness and nonsense but you are fucking retarded. I am sorry.

And if you want some kind of silver-lining here if all of this still sounds dystopian to you, consider this:

What are we so afraid of that we will lose with DeFi and smart contract platforms?

We are afraid we will lose decentralization. Censorship resistance. That centralized L1s win because they provide greater UX.

But these SimpDAOs are going to need, require and *thrive* on decentralization and censorship resistance.

There's going to be tons of actors all over the world that are going to try to stop these hugely important chaotic and semi-pornographic/purely-pornographic factions.

SimpDAOs are the *only* reason that Web3 has a fighting chance to stay decentralized because it's those simps that will fight for it.

You degens don't have it in your heart to fight for something. All you care about is yield. These simps will fight for their platforms to death.

Look, I could go on for ages. If you don't believe me, I couldn't care less tbh. This is happening. This is the blog post I should have written 2 years ago but were too worried about being called a weirdo.

All I can say is that if you don't understand this thread you're NGMI

This is the most common counterargument to why this won't happen, but it's a joke. Yes, some of these things are securities. Most of DeFi are fucking securities. At this point, it's about whether or not you sell/market them that gets you in to trouble.

https://twitter.com/testinprodcap/status/1483840633160839173

Just airdrop retroactive simping like any fucking DeFi application at no cost and you're atleast on the same footing as 99% of DeFi.

I've even outlined specific NFTs that gives you the potential to create these two-way economies and incentives *without* being classified securities (or atleast in gray zones). Whatever. Do you think people care? It will happen anyway. Just like DeFi did.

https://twitter.com/ercwl/status/1462798403449106435

In 13 hours from now according to this poll, Erica is going to die and disappear. Because you all voted against her. You'll never see what she would've become.

I would've fucking showed what simptech is possible of achieving. Your loss, folks. 💔

https://twitter.com/ercwl/status/1483681244512759808

Read this thread from start to finish with new eyes and you'll realize I was only getting started. I wasn't making a joke. I wasn't trying to annoy you. I wasn't doing a bit. I was writing the blueprint. And lost 500-1000 followers for it. 👇

https://twitter.com/ercwl/status/1482690046650195972