Much as I have enjoyed the rockstar lifestyle of living on a heady cocktail of soup, booze and painkillers, I am very much looking forward to a return to solid food.
Although based on my viral tweet output this week it seems I am at my most creative when on soup, painkillers and booze.
Which is concerning.
Which is concerning.
It's not the painkillers and booze bit that bothers me. I could keep doing those.
I just cannot face any more tubs of soup where the depth of flavour is inversely proportional to the number of hipster ingredients on the label.
I just cannot face any more tubs of soup where the depth of flavour is inversely proportional to the number of hipster ingredients on the label.
Of course it's possible I've imagined this whole week. I'm not convinced any of you are real anymore.
I was leaning towards this being real, but then this whole thing about the Prime Minister and cake started and that's proper booze dream territory.
I was leaning towards this being real, but then this whole thing about the Prime Minister and cake started and that's proper booze dream territory.
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