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Jan 26 4 tweets 1 min read
I see Cosplay Thatcher is now trying to do an actual Thatcher voice as well.
Compare with classic Liz, pre-Thatcher Senpai stage.

She's been coached to talk lower, slower and less expressively.

I presume in part by the old "move your mouth less" trick (I use it doing voice overs where I need to sound like a senior army officer).
I presume the next step on the Cosplay Thatcher plan is to start doing more severe or boufed hair.

Whoever is coaching her is going with the old "don't change too much at once or people will notice" routine.
To be non-snarky, I think it's a real shame.

OG Liz was herself. I've never mocked her for the way she delivered the Pork Markets speech, only the content (which was awful) because everyone has the right to be themselves.

I'd have more respect for her if she did that.

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