Thread by @MelaynaLokosky

Tesla Earning Call Day!
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How late does $TSLA Q4 2021 Earnings Call get started?

Don't expect fireworks from a DOJ NEUTERED Musk. There's a reason Musk didn't post a video of him driving the latest Cybertruck prototype--that reason is NIKOLA/Trevor Milton federal indictment.
I mean, Musk'll still be indicted, he's just not adding to the list.
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Growth.
Sure.
Surplus Secured
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Tesla Product Roadmap is just a way to get incels EXCITED to PAY for DELAY for products that will never exist. $TSLA $TSLAQ

Did Elon just say Semi?
"Failure to Launch" what's already been promised PRE-Pandemic, makes the product pipeline even more of a joke than Musk's pseudo-intellectual ramblings.

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Grimace are there any "chips" in that $TSLA Unhappy Meal?

Wow, who's the riveting reader of Tesla Fairy Tales? $TSLA

It's *almost* like a Tesla attorney wrote & approved the Earnings Call.

DOJ Neutered Elon Musk is less *fun* but a clear sign he's VERY nervous.

Elon's executive mismanagement causes employees to work nights & weekends.

But..but...Elon TELLING consumers what they WANT when they're ASKING for a $25,000 car PROVES, Tesla does not care about consumers

Sweet mother of fuck...DOJo "doing something useful later this year," Tesla CEO Elon Musk. $TSLA

Anyone listening to this Earnings call STILL thinking Tesla will reach fully autonomous driving this year, is not qualified to be driving, at all.
#Autopilot #FSDBeta #PureVusion

#FirstToMarket federal safety evading companies ALWAYS need to enter into a "one-sided" competition against regulators.
#TeslaInsurance is tough because it's different at each state level.
You mean unlike
#SOLARCITY that required CITY level permits in EACH STATE?
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"Zero Market Research Whatsoever," HOW is ELON again JUST figuring out that incel *desire* does not translate to pull-through sales for #Cybertruck?
#Drink "aspirationally
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Robotaxi software?
Jezzzus-Tesla really needs to stick to selling Trinkets to Incels.
This one *proud* belt buckle owner photoshopped a woman into their $TSLA $TSLAQ

"I would be shocked if we didn't reach Full Self-Driving #FSD this year." Tesla CEO Elon Musk
Musk is already trying to walk back his first comment about autonomous driving.

2022
#Felony #FirstToMarket
@TheJusticeDept
@USDOT
@NHTSAgov
@FTC

Elon Musk says he's "too constrained, frankly." Prison is really "constraining."
Musk pathologically demonstrates that @NHTSAgov @FTC laws do NOT apply, which explains why
#FirstToMarket Adulterated & Misbranded Autopilot #FSD are causing an INCREASE in consumer harm.

This is THE WORST podcast ever.
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"People do not understand how profound of a change it is." Neither does Elon Musk- he's said NOTHING of SUBSTANCE on this ENTIRE call.
The Product Roadmap got nixed by grownups & the
@FBI @TheJusticeDept are so far in his head right now, he's offering to pay a kid off to hide.

Tesla doesn't need chips.
Last year wasn't "chip hell."

Tesla has a SURPLUS of poor quality, poorly designed, unsafe vehicles they needed to ILLEGALLY off-load. #Hertz
Ass wiping talk from an actual *ass wipe.*
Reminder sociopaths are tragically unfunny. $TSLA $TSLAQ