Thread by @Noellenarwhal

Good morning everyone!! Back at it listen to convoy radio! I'm slowly descending into madness, but aren't we all? Anywho, it's a quiet morning for the ivermectin insurrection, but one of them accidentally did a communism. They're singing

The trolls were up early and ready to go. There are a lot of conspiracies about Trudeau and O'Toole. I'm still working on my coffee

One parent said she listens to this while homeschooling her kids.

Teachers...is learning about the Ram Ranch educational??

I don't think you should multitask teaching your kids

Baby shark horn

"Last I heard, the residents of Ottawa are with us"

No, the FUCK THEY ARE NOT!!

They want to have a convoy hockey game!

They're proposing having Theo Fleury come play. Don Cherry to present the cup

"But at least Don will be able to pronounce the names of the truckers" 🧐🤨🤔

Some of you have asked how to listen in. My mention are insane so here it is

Zello app

Channels: convoy to ottawa
++convoy to ottawa++

They're fighting already. They're mad that people are stealing listeners from each other's channels

Les, the admin of the channel, is driving while trying to mod the channel

This doesn't seem safe

"Can we circle back on the hockey game? Will it be confederates vs. The nazis?"

Dang...they're shutting down the page because of the trolls.

This has got to be some sort of record!!

In a spillover room

The first thing I heard was someone pronounce Quebec as "Cue-bec"
I hated it

🎵 SHUT YOUR FVCKING FACE UNCLE FVCKA! YOU'RE A BONER BUTING BASTARD UNCLE FVCKAAAA!!🎵

"Should we keep our receipts and have faith that we'll be reimbursed from the gofundme"

Oh, baby...

Some convoy vehicles have been towed. They're trying to figure out what to do to prevent being towed

Someone just said you can't arrest freedom. Technically this is true, but I still don't understand

Something thinks they should have used the fundraising site from a Christian company

Because we all know that Christians have never grifted

Someone outlined the itemized costs of towing, and finished it off with "you guys can do the math"

He has a lot more faith in them than I do

I found more common ground with the truckers

They also strongly dislike Chris Sky

One of the mods is saying that you need to be vaccinated to enter Walmart

Y'all...these people aren't the most honest

Apparently the stranded families on the parkway have gotten food and fuel, so I'm relieved for the kids

Still concerned about the fact that they've been sitting in diesel funes for 4 days. Parents of the year!!

Things are getting desperate for the truckers who thought they were getting reimbursed from the gofundme

One is asking for alternatives to get funds to get essentials. How long can they sustain this??

They're discussing whether or not the cum zone has anything to do with the LGBTQ community

I mean...sometimes???

I'm not sure what happened over night but it seems that the admins of each of the different channels hate each other now

Gah! I need that gossip!!
I'm gonna ask Boston when he's awake

Maria, the Irish lady, is no longer affiliated with this movement whatsoever

Does anyone know what Maria did??

Each group says that their channel is the REAL channel

This one said that the ++ group are the rogues

Crap! They're sending the assholes to Queens Park

If they honk all day and night in front of the UHN hospitals, I'm calling all of the witches I know!!

They want Krista Ford to be premier

I don't appreciate someone who sounds like Bubbles making fun of how Newfoundlanders speak

This lady from the US said that she's just learned that war is not the answer to everything

Another dude just said that the war we are in is the war of misinformation...he doesn't realize that he's the target audience of that

A troll said that Trudeau is resigning

I think some of them fell for it

They're discussing it further

We've been welcomed to the cum zone a lot today

Also the 18 naked cowboys at the Ram Ranch must be exhausted

Someone asked "when are we gonna start crackin' skulls?"

Trudeau hired antifa to throw rocks at ambulances

Sounds legit

You guys...everyone sounds exhausted

These poor dears

Someone thinks that the police are antifa

I FVCKING WISH THAT WAS TRUE!!!

There are rumors that the police are over at the Ram Ranch!!!

"Rebel news has quite a bit of reputation"

They definitely do...but I think he meant it in the opposite way that I would

Regarding the cum zone, one dad said he wished that person would stop playing it because his kids are listening

Sir, this has been happening for days...you should probably stop letting your kids listen

Just straight up super loud porn noises

One man's theory is they are paid by George Soros. I'm honestly shocked that it took 3 days to hear that name

One of the mods just outlined how the trolls are managing to get in

He may as well have just given them instructions to get through in a PowerPoint presentation

It's really funny when they doxx themselves

"Why are they asking for donations when I already made a sizable donation to the gofundme"

Baby...your money is gone

**pressure cook my greasy balls**

I can't stop laughing at this recording

Apparently there are CSIS decoys in here. Stay anonymous

Why would you worry about that if you're not doing anything wrong?

People are talking about the ++ group. The rogue group

The mods are getting mad. The different factions do not like each other!!

The infighting is delicious!!

Blair from Deep River said "frig off" and it was cute

Fresh balls just interrupted 18 naked cowboys at the Ram Ranch

More cross channel bashing

Darlings, they don't sound very unified. I, for one, did NOT see this coming

BREAKING NEWS!!!

The winner of the hockey game gets a free afternoon at the Ram Ranch

They're talking now about how they can get away with disobeying an injunction

Dear reader...in case you were wondering these people don't have the best legal advice

"There are legal loopholes everywhere"

I mean yes, kinda...but also no

It's a bad idea to remove your license plates

Just genius level stuff here guys

They seem to be upset that Ram Ranch is an old joke.

They would like newer material

@JennieVagini is covering the French channels. They are apparently off the rails

Side note...her coverage of the Quebec influencers was incredible

We're doing gratitude practice. That's nice

One lady thinks we should stop calling Canada Geese, combra chickens because chickens can't fly.

They aren't snakes either, Nancy!! It's not supposed to make sense!!

Before chickens were domesticated they used to fly

Y'all this is what they're actually talking about

"So chickens had their freedoms restricted as well"

In both of the different channels discussions are happening about which one is the REAL group

More trash talking each other than anything today

Accusations that the other channel is responsible for the tainted gas

Ah fuck...they're gonna sing

I'm super annoyed by some of my typos 🙄

Can someone please tell me which channel is the REAL channel??

I'm getting conflicting information

A lady from the US is trying to get them to do math

They're talking about Mennonites again

I feel like the Mennonites are their unicorns

They keep talking about a site called Redpilling the masses

And I almost vomited typing those words

🎵 I wonder what's inside your butthole. I wonder what's inside your butthole 🎵

One guy said that the trolls must not have a life because they've been here the whole time he's been here

Such a great display of self awareness

Someone suggested a moment of silence for the 60 people who died of Covid yesterday

They didn't like that

I moved over to the rogue channel. A public school teacher offered to record her students doing the Pledge of Allegiance and sharing it here

Two issues with that
1. Weird
2. DO NOT RECORD CHILDREN AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET

A child is singing a song (indecipherable) about burning the whole house down

Adorable

There is a truck that has a sing that says "Mandates Save Lives" and giving the truckers the finger

They want to report this to the police

FREEDOM!!!!

Someone singing with an actual beautiful voice!!

Travis recorded it and wants to use it in his YouTube video

So I guess this means that Travis made it home after everyone stiffed him last night

Apparently Pat King is riding around on golf cart

What in the hillbilly hell?!

We have families who are in need of food and fuel...again

This has happened several times a day

That channel closed so I moved over to the other one in time to hear someone yell HAND JOB

"Science is a method. Not a body of knowledge"

One of the trolls is sexually harassing Brittney. If that's anyone reading this...stop that shit right now

🎵 Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses🎵

They're so precious. One of them thinks that singing the Star Spangled Banner is gonna scare the trolls away

"Education is a weapon"

Someone made an announcement for the kiddies saying Santa isn't real

I have mixed feelings about this

Baby shark horn

One of the trolls asked the Americans what "dawns early light means". Pronounced it donserly

A lady went and pulled up a full article about the lyrics

Excellent stuff

Brittney is now saying that the dude who was crying last night because he lost everything to the Convoy is "shady"

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Uh oh! They are suspicious of the people who are just listening and not talking!!

Dear reader...that is ME!!

Someone was talking about the great solidarity in the movement

As if they didn't spend HOURS trashing each other's channels

They've found out that thr Couts crossing is being cleared. One guy thinks they're (CTV News? RCMP? Who knows?) faking it to discourage the convoy

You guys!!! GUYS!! They just made me a trusted user in this channel!!

I have no idea how I pulled that off!!!

One lady brought up the "questionable" weather statement

Remember when we joked about the snow being a conspiracy from big shovel?? Well they actually think that now!

We're learning about the differences between centimeters, meters, and inches

I wish that I was joking...but some of them actually believe that the government can control the snow

They were convinced that they had the trolls under control but someone just yelled RAM RANCH!!

Watch out for people jabbing you when you're out in crowds. Also you can get the vaccine through skin to skin contact

Why are they like this?

Worth noting that it is now 4:17pm and no one has cried yet today

I'm almost proud of these hilarious idiots

They want to start a gofundme for lawyers

The fact that they're googling inspirational quotes and reading them out is very Live, Laugh, Love of them

Ooooooh! We have Q slogans!!
I repeat!! We have Q slogans!!

Antifa is at the border!!!

Also, the truckers need socks

How does one become an antifa member? Is there an application? And most importantly, what are the snacks like at the meetings?

Someone said that there's no reason for anyone at the Coutts blockade to be arrested

Because, you know

Ooooooo!! A spicy prayer!!

"Chains tie me down"

Ok! Get it bestie!!

"There's a verse in the Bible that's 420 bro"

Things have taken a turn

They're discussing the existence of God

Who wrote the genetic instructions if there isn't a God?

Darlings, an adult human asked that question

🎵 We don't talk about ++ channel🎵

Did you know that roosters are chickens??

Sounds fake

They're suggesting that people upload photos of their licenses as a solution to circumvent the trolls

I feel like we all know why this is a terrible idea

You're never gonna believe this!! Two people have photos of cats as their profile pictures!!

What are the odds?!?!

We have a crier!!! This is not a drill!! We have crying!!!

They figured out that their trusted user strategy of making people trusted users, which took HOURS, didn't work

They are unraveling

For a movement about freedom, there are a lot of topics that are not allowed

All of the people rushing to the channel is slowing down their phones

This is you guys, isn't it??

The trolls are getting more sophisticated. Pretending to be genuine and saying ridiculous things. The mods don't realize they're trolls and THEY ARE LOSING THEIR SHIT

Terrible singing

So I can't keep up with my notifications, so I'm sorry if I'm not replying, but seeing you guys help each other is making my heart sing!!

❤❤❤

Guys...those aren't the French lyrics

They've been arguing about profile pictures for 20 minutes. Mods are disintegrating

They think it's "cyber psyop"

I mean...kinda

Randy Hillier is getting arrested

Not confirmed

I think they think they've gotten the trolls under control

Little do they know...

Now they're going to try a different strategy. They are only trusting users with accounts 2-3 days old or more

But don't you fret, my little cabbages, my account has been active since Friday

They are skeptical of a lady asking where to find diapers and they blocked her

And now we're back at THE RAM RANCH!!!

One lady was singing and I could just tell her heart wasn't in it

She's had a rough day

One guy did the Bob and Doug Mackenzie call...but he did it wrong

They're super proud of themselves for standing by the Terry Fox statue

You know, AFTER they pissed off all of Canada

Lots of kids are chiming in

Why are people still letting their kids hear this?

One guy said "we can't lose the border" regarding Coutts

I don't know what that means

One thing that is absolutely chefs kiss brilliant, is the fact that the non-trolls are now talking about the Ram Ranch more frequently than the trolls

It's stupendous!

Lot's of discussion about if they should trust anyone

Muffins, after listening to you guys for a few days, I don't think you can trust each other at all

Pat King is being censored by Facebook

Allegedly

"People need to record this. People need to hear it. It's ridiculous"

Ummm...Diane...I'm RIGHT HERE!!!

Someone just came in asking about profile pictures again, and they're all talking about profile pictures and they fell for it again

And let me tell you that I'm SCREAMING

More chatter about losing the Coutts border

Can anyone explain to me how can they lose a border??

Rebel News is emailing their supporters that the RCMP backed off at Coutts because the truckers sang Oh Canada

That doesn't sound like a real thing that happened

I want to punt the baby shark horn into the sun

One of the mods used the word "dissing" in the year 2022

Oooooooo...main mod is BIG mad at the women!!!

"The women...THE WOMEN!!! They're the worst!!

Keep it up, my sister!!!

There was something about laxatives but I missed it.

People are mad about the gofundme and now no one is allowed to talk about that, or Pat, or Tamara

FREEDOM!!!!

"The trolls are breaking the law"

Oh no, baby. They aren't

They're making a list of things that the truckers need (they've been there for 4 days!! How are they out of essentials already???)

Two orders for kitty litter and a positive attitude

One woman asked if there was any progress made in the protest

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Miss Kitty is throwing a tantrum that she has to hear Ram Rod all day. (It's actually Ram Ranch, but OK)

They're threatening to honk every time they hear it (the ones making the threats aren't in Ottawa)

People are trying to appeal to the protesters to see if they have any empathy for the children and animals who live in Ottawa

Darlings...no empathy to be found with these people. They're just mean

Who is Elliott Musk?

I'm having a really hard time not chiming in

They went from saying the children and animals suffering because of the noise living in Downtown Ottawa, to talking about their favorite acts of kindness

THEY ARE HEADLESS!!

This guy's name is Cooter

Does he not know what a cooter is??

Hint: It's slang for vulva

Welp...that's about as.much of THAT as I can handle today.
Hope you all had as much fun as I did!

Happy Lunar New Year!!
Happy Black History Month!!

I'm gonna go and read through the madness of @JennieVagini thread about the French Zello!

Sweet dreams, my loves!

- Fin