Good morning and happy groundhog day!! Are you ready for day 4 of convoy radio? I'm not sure I am but it's happening anyway. Everyone sounds tired and congested. Gone is the excitement and hope of the early days of the #ivermectininsurrection
It's very quiet this morning. Most of the channels are dark.
Trolls have already welcomed us to the cum zone so now they're discussing how to deal with trolls. They think blocking will do the trick. It won't
There's a light sprinkling of chatter about the Coutts blockade. They're calling it Operation Bear Hug
Was that lady crying? Already??

Sheesh! It's a bit early for that?
It hasn't started snowing yet so today should get interesting
Someone asked what the plan was for today

As if there's ever been a plan beyond drive, park, honk, FREEDOM!!!
Apparently the fact that no one is reporting that the protest had made any headway means that it's working

You guys the defiance of logic is very confusing to me
Some bad singing of the national anthem
One of the guys said that the cum zone recording is rude

In other news, water is wet
They think that because they're being jerks and not wearing masks means that they're making progress

They're excited that they made the national news in Russia. Yikes
Hey!! Did you guys know that the trolls aren't getting to them??

It's all they ever talk about, but the trolls DEFINITELY aren't bothering them
This guy thinks that yesterday was quiet with the trolls

That's alternate facts because yesterday went off the rails!!!
They're trashing the parents of the trolls

Meanwhile, we have parents in the convoy who've had their kids sitting in diesel fumes for 5 days constantly running out of food and fuel
I don't know about you guys, but my absolute favorite quote from yesterday was "you can't arrest freedom"
All of the trolls are going to be turned over to the RCMP because they're being watched by the "Secret Service"

I'm starting to notice that a lot of these folks are confused about what country they're in
The trolls are antifa. Trudeau's brownshirts

Which is a contradiction (that she doesn't get) because the brownshirts were very much the fa (fascists that antifa are anti)
They're upset that the trolls are so computer literate

This is why it's NEVER a good idea to mess with the young ones
More confusion about which group is the OFFICIAL group

Good God it really is groundhog day!!
To stop the trolls, you need a profile picture. The truckers are saying they don't know how to upload profile pic. Meanwhile the trolls figured out how to find stuck photos when they were in kindergarten
Do not post a picture of your driver's license

I feel like this shouldn't have to be said as much as it has been
They just learned that reverse image search exists
Boston is in the other group trashing this one and they want him to shut up

I thought they were against internet censorship
We're learning how to upload profile pictures
"Should I blur my company on my profile picture?"

This guy has never been on anti-racist TikTok
They just remembered the purpose of convoy radio and asked if any of the truckers in Ottawa need help

Someone in VANCOUVER is weighing in
Truckers need toiletries

It appears that these truckers were never in Guides or Scouts because they are NOT prepared
I saw on TikTok that Ottawa girlies are trolling the "protesters" on Tinder. It's beautiful! If you're in Ottawa (even if you're not a girlie) It's not a terrible idea to catfish them

For legal purposes, this is a joke
They're talking about possibly wearing masks to reduce the exposure of the diesel fumes

I'm serious. They're talking about this
Oh boooooys! This lady is gonna be down at Parliament Hill at 2pm

And she's single
One lady wants to protest but has to wear a gas mask because of the fumes affecting her asthma. She's worried about being harassed for it

The guys say that people will leave her alone because FREEDOM...this is not true. I wish her luck
They're talking about getting shovels for the incoming snow
They're trying to doxx the PM again
Someone thinks it takes 10-15 minutes to upload a profile picture. They called the profile picture rule a mandate (even though they're against all mandates)

One guy wants to know the difference between a troll and a virus...bless
"The trucks are bigger than them. Move 'em"

This sounded like a threat
Morning prayer was interrupted by RAM RANCH!!!

You love to see it
They talk about cleaning up after themselves as if they are 7 year olds who just learned how to make their beds and want a sticker
Someone with some brain cells is saying that they shouldn't accept support from Elon Musk because he is making self driving trucks
They're worried about their insurance. One guy thinks that they'll be able to find an insurer who won't mind that they're at the protest

I promise you all, that insurers WILL mind
Lots of fan girling over Pierre Pollievre
Just a reminder that the amazing @JennieVagini is listening in on the French channels
Someone wants The Rock to be Canada's Prime Minister

The person who said that was not a troll. That was a serious person
"Celebrities have their fair share of cult looking stuff"

This sentence physically hurt me
A few people were talking about what implications this could have on their insurance, which was 100% correct information

They were called trolls and blocked. These people are their own worst enemies
They're arguing about how many people are there
"Can we get a break on the line for the National Anthem"

**USSR National anthem is blasted**
Oh dear, it took this guy 3 days to figure out how to talk in Zello

I...just...heavy sigh
Someone asked if we can track the trolls by IP addresses

They forget about VPNs 136,875 times a day
18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH!!

#TheRamRanchResistance
Dude: I will sit here all day blocking the trolls

Lady: These trolls have no lives

You guys, I WISH I could make up something this funny
Lots of super original jokes about trolls in the basement that we've never heard before

"A lot of the trolls have the mindset that they think they have a truck"

I'm not sure how he thought this one up, but big, if true
An Ottawa resident said that there is a respectful way to protest

Trucker said they are being respectful

I think the honking is disrespectful
This poor woman is trying to talk sense into them.

The problem with that is that they have no sense and they do not listen
Darlings...morale is really low for the truckers

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Feb 3
Good morning from the Ram Ranch!! It's day 687 (it feels like it) of the honkening. Convoy radio is a bit weird this morning. Lots of conspiracy chat this morning, talk of the military being on the side of #ivermectininsurrection and general nonsense. So many lies
We're already in the cum zone
Lots of conspiracy chat
Someone said "pandemic"
A child is here
They're singing terribly
And they're upset about trolls
Gonna be a long day
One lady forgot the lyrics to the national anthem immediately after Oh Canada

Like a true patriot
Read 173 tweets
Feb 2
"Antifa is the nazi, who is calling other people nazis"

He is a human pretzel
Teachers!!! Canada has Marxist training in schools!!

Can you share that curriculum with me?? TIA
"My two daughters had covid and none of us are vaccinated"

They just let anyone have kids these days
Read 40 tweets
Feb 1
Good morning everyone!! Back at it listen to convoy radio! I'm slowly descending into madness, but aren't we all? Anywho, it's a quiet morning for the ivermectin insurrection, but one of them accidentally did a communism. They're singing
The trolls were up early and ready to go. There are a lot of conspiracies about Trudeau and O'Toole. I'm still working on my coffee
One parent said she listens to this while homeschooling her kids.

Teachers...is learning about the Ram Ranch educational??

I don't think you should multitask teaching your kids
Read 147 tweets
Jan 31
Listening in on Convoy radio again. It's a workday for me, so updates will be slow. Mostly just people saying good morning and the usual pleasantries. Someone is broken down in Ottawa

#ConvoyForFreedom
"Peace love and diesel everybody"
They are concerned that morale is low and truckers are wanting to go home

Shocker
Read 217 tweets
Jan 30
Today on convoy radio, they're encouraging each other to fires burning in the streets for warmth. Looks like it's gonna be another day

#OttawaConvoy
One of the trolls offered Cleveland steamers. I love the trolls
The mods think that the trolls actually care about getting blocked. It's precious
Read 69 tweets
Jan 30
Listening to the truckers on Zello. Brittney the moderator has had a rough day and has no money or a place to stay. They're trying to help her but this kid wants to keep singing. And other truckers are looking for showers

#OttawaConvoy
Someone has told Brittney to go to a church
A lot of trolls inviting people to shit with them on Parliament Hill
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