"Antifa is the nazi, who is calling other people nazis"

He is a human pretzel
Teachers!!! Canada has Marxist training in schools!!

Can you share that curriculum with me?? TIA
"My two daughters had covid and none of us are vaccinated"

They just let anyone have kids these days
Someone is hacking up a lung
Aunt Nancy wonders if the Ram Ranch have fetishes with Male appendages
VA says that antifa leans toward the "queer side of society"

They love thinly veiled homophobia
🎵 SHUT YOUR FVCKING FACE UNCLE FVCKA! YOU'RE A COCK SUCKING ASS LICKING UNCLE FVCKAAA🎵

This song makes me very nostalgic

I know I'm weird
"What is gonna be the end result of this convoy"

I love when they ask this. None of them even know what the end game IS
Les says that Pat King has proven that he's not racist because he spent a week in a tipi. That's not how it works, Les

Anywho...this is totally NOT racist, Pat King

Jason Kenny gets his orders from the WHO
NDP is further left than the communists

You guys...they're just blurting out the dumbest takes
Les: there's a guy hanging from a giant mosquito

I'm sorry...WHAT?!
Les is trying to do a Trudeau impression. Les is not good at impressions
He did it again and a lady said she would pay money to hear it again and again.

I am offended because I am WAY funnier
Jesus Christ, they're all doing terrible impressions
Granny is crying
This is for the kids

Except, of course, the kids who live in Ottawa
People want croissants

Same
"What's your favorite kind of meat?" I howled!!!

The mods have no idea that it's all trolls that are talking about food
Les thinks that French should be taught in schools

Les doesn't know much about school in case you were wondering
WHICH ONE OF YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMANS GAVE ME A SHOUTOUT?!?!?!

They are praying for me and I am SCREAMING!!!
They're talking about tacos and I am HERE for it
"Thanks for the prayers for Noelle. Through God all things are possible"

Was that you again, William???
Erin O'Toole is out as leader

Is this true?
Woah!!! His strategy from last week blew up in his face!!

I like this

There's an argument about whether or not antifa are nazis.

Dear reader, anti fascists are not fascists
Les is so gullible that he is falling for the trolls' strategies and he's going off on long tangents.

It's terrific stuff!!
"I did na-zi the number of trolls coming out of the woodwork today"
They were talking about making this a mod only channel. The discreet trolls are convincing them not to because "they like the interaction"

Darlings, it take NOTHING to outsmart the people running this thing
Les: the scene in Ottawa was apocalyptic

Well Les, I'm gonna wager that the people of Ottawa would agree
Oh hey!! There was a farmer who works on the Ram Ranch in Alberta!!!
Les forgot that VPNs exist

Again
We're now learning about internet safety, thanks to these amazing trolls
Les has asked antifa (because he knows they're homosexuals) to find some leabians
One of the trolls convinced a mod to block someone for using her voice. Les gave his praise
Les thinks it's wrong that the votes of people from Toronto have the same weight as everyone else'
China is at fault for climate change so naturally to these guys that means that we shouldn't do anything about it. It's a "giant nonsense project"
They're talking about globalists
They don't like windmills

It's been proven that they harm the climate because they change the wind

Ummmmn
People died last winter in Texas because of the windmills

Y'all this isn't true
Les is so easy for the trolls to bait
I needed a break from Les' voice so I've moved to the GTA convoy to ottawa channel

This channel is also the RAM RANCH
Someone asked if any truckers are camping out at the Toronto convoy this weekend

PSA to truckers thinking of doing that! Queens Park is across the street from UHN. Sick Kids Hospital is there. It is a federal offense to protest in front of hospitals
No one in Toronto will tolerate you keeping severely ill children awake all night
Some misogyny

"It doesn't bother you as a man that another man is telling you what to do?"

Whoever is talking must be new to being an adult
They're actually having a civil discussion

The anti-everythings are still idiots, but at least they're kind of listening
"In a free country we get to do whatever we want to do"

Y'all...this is incorrect
They think that they made one of the trolls from last night come around

That's precious
They are praising Moose for listening to someone who believes in science

Darlings...he did not listen
The GTA convoy to ottawa was created to help truckers get to Toronto and/or Ottawa

It would be a shame if the trolls flooded this to make it more difficult
Someone posted a link for reimbursement and I'm really hoping that it was a troll posting porn
A child: can I get a honk before I go to bed

Blasting: 18 naked cowboys at the RAM RANCH

People need to stop letting their kids on these channels
This unity movement is splintering into factions at a dizzying pace. I can't keep up

There is a new channel ++convoy for truth++

The name of that one is hilarious
Back in convoy to ottawa

Someone said that the people of Ottawa are lucky that all the truckers are doing is honking
What's a gulag?

(You don't have to answer...I know the answer, but this was a question asked in a channel set up to help truckers)
Chris Sky is Chris Sky. He is himself

Thanks, Les. That was illuminating
Les is on the highway

He is amazed that there are trucks on the highway

Seriously
Someone asked why people wearing masks in Ottawa are being harassed

They replied that it's about individuals expressing their individual beliefs

These people think that harassing people is totally fine
Les is unaware that ever vaccine that he's had has required a booster
An actual trucker chimed in to report a road closure

He was called a troll and he lost it!!
They're still defending harassing people who wear masks

Because they love people freely making their own choices
They're comparing the symptoms that they had when they had when they had Covid
The boomers trashed young people and offended a millenial trucker
This one guy is trying to reason with them and made a lot if great points, so of course they blocked him
"Covid is a fear based mind virus"

No...no it absolutely is not!!
Les was bragging about scaring an old lady
Guys!!! Who had "ivory tower global elites" on their bingo card??
This Yayaz guy is a dick!!

An ignorant dick
Someone asked these guys if they ever went to school

That pissed them off SO MUCH!!!
They're all weighing in on Section 1 of the Charter of Rights

My loves...based on what they're saying...I would jump in Lake Ontario if it turned out that they had read it
Les just laughed about women at the women's shelter being traumatized

He legit laughed. And he doesn't do that often
The shelter in question

cornerstonewomen.ca/statement-down…
Les...a professional driver is amazed that there are trucks on the road
"The Ram Ranch isn't homophobic it's homoerotic"
Oops! Les is trying to walk back some of his homophobia.

Guys...I'm not buying it because he doubled down
Now he's trying to pivot

This is amazing
Les is going on a really long rant

It's weird
Apparently I just wanted to say hi to the truckers!!!

I'm cackling! Thanks "mom"!!
"Back to our friendly friends"

A stunning vocabulary
Licking balls is against covid rules people!!!
This dude is bashing his employer by name

That's not a smart thing to do on the internet
Hey guys I'm here for the Freedom Fighter role play

The trolls are really coming now
Someone wants the trolls to be logical

Logic is not the point!!
The trolls are asking solutions based questions about the actual desired outcome of the protest

Y'all...no one can answer those questions
They're asking the honkies to define communism

The responses are all very weird and incorrect
After the "cyber psyop" yesterday, I burst out laughing every time someone says profile picture
Did I just hear Miss Raja from Drag Race??
I can feel myself getting dumber

What day is it???
We're getting the run down of the great schism of convoy radio!!!

Well, crap that was anticlimactic
They're talking about their favourite movies

Someone's fav is Noelle with Anna Kendrick
The people who turned on Les have now turned on each other

So much drama
We have some more incredibly incorrect legal takes
Someone mentioned a mole on zello leaking information

Do we think they've finally found my threads??
This lady from Texas thinks that the residents of Ottawa can somehow just call the Prime Minister of Canada
One dude said that constant honking is better then gunshots and bombs

Which...yes, but WTF?!
More rules about what people are NOT allowed to talk about

This is a great freedom movement
"I just love oil, and my name is Heather"
Someone compared this channel to Among Us

The accuracy!!
I don't know if Heather is a troll or not, but her mere existence in the channel is making them turn on each other and it is incredible!!
The lady from Texas sounds like the lady who was gonna eat bread and dessert and get all fat and sassy
Oh man...they're making a freedom Playlist again

Without having listened to lyrics
This is how I picture the mods trying to block trolls. They must have carpel tunnel from this
"We are beating the trolls. They are easy to spot"

Heather...the absolute QUEEN "I agree, they're easily spotted"

Guys.. they're not beating the trolls
Apparently the assholes in the other group were talking about hitting a church for food.

Even after Saturday they're trying this crap
They're talking about a solution to the honking. They've suggested only doing it once an hour instead of constant.
Anyone who says the word troll is being muted

I thought they were against censoring
The lady who's taken over the channel doesn't seem to know the gofundme is gone
I'm so happy when I hear Ram Ranch
More praise for Pat King

You know...the white supremacist
Les got in an accident

You guys I think it might have had something to do with the fact that he was taking photos, posting them, and moderating while driving

He's not hurt...just a dumbass
Here is a clip of Les being an absolute creep

m.twitch.tv/clip/InnocentB…
The truckers have taken to calling Parliament Hill, ground zero

I'm not OK with this
They're going to to have a convoy in the UK

Which is confusing to me because I'm pretty sure they voted to NOT have open borders with the EU
They have "great setup" of Jerry cans filled with gasoline being pulled through the streets on trolleys

HOW the FVCK is this not the biggest hazard?!

Where are the police?
Oh Heather is back...I love her
They reeeeeeeaaaaaally hate it when anyone brings up the gofundme money

It's amazing
"These channels are recorded on Twitter so that's enough"
Aunt Nancy (not sure what her actual name is) is shocked that a woman said swear words
Back to the Jerry cans on the trolleys

Can you imagine if anyone who wasn't palm coloured tried to do that??? They'd be taken down my the police. They definitely WOULDN'T get a police escort
"We're doing this for everyone"

Ok...but did anyone think to ask us first?! We don't want it!
A very bright man is trying to explain statistics to these guys.

Dear readers...everything he is saying is correct, but it's not going well. They're trying to make rebuttals...but none of them make sense
"The healthcare system follows a protocol that's actually killing people"

I'm skeptical about this
One of them was upset that Candice Bergen is the interim leader of the CPC because he wanted Pierre Pollievre to be Prime Minister

I can't...
This man explaining the vaccines, natural immunity, the healthcare system to these guys is brilliant

I fear it may be wasted on them

It's like listening to a PHD candidate debate with a chihuahua
They're unaware that healthcare capacity includes healthcare workers
I've been exposed!!!!
Coca cola is testing positive for Covid??

Sounds fake
Don't worry about the shoutout. They'll never find out my Zello name
The trolls are quiet because they're letting a smart person speak

Otown...you're a legend
Spoke too soon...one of the regular mods is exasperated that he has to listen to a smart person

Here is the think about these people. They don't want to hear what smart people have to say
"We all agree that we need to improve the healtcare system but trying to overthrow the government isn't the way to do it"

"Maybe we SHOULD overthrow the government"

Jesus Christ
TW: Lots of slurs. Ableism, homophobia, SA

This tea...

reddit.com/r/PublicFreako…
The fact that they keep saying that they were coersed into getting vaccinated is a huge slap in the face to sexual assault survivors

It's gross
She refused to get vaccinated, got covid, was in the hospital asking for any treatment that they would give here

The logic fails
"Two words. Natural immunity"

Darlings...I think he said this because he's not capable of thought beyond that
It's just a lot of conspiracies now. Most of it is incorrect

It's painful
Welp! I'm signing off for the night
Hope you all enjoyed the laughs
I had a bit of fury. Sending all my love to the people of Ottawa

Have a wonderful night, lovelies

Go team Canada!! ⚽️
- Fin

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