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Feb 5 7 tweets 2 min read
She’s back. It’s amazing. 🤗
As @MrJonNewton reminded me, Nadine told a select committee she will only ‘do the news’ if she is forced to. This means someone is forcing her to do this. It is a hostage situation.
I really want @louistheroux to do a programme in which he spends time with her.
I think this is the funniest tweet I have ever read. Cannot. Actually. Breathe.
Nadine's vibe is very similar to the Trump spokespeople in the dying days of that regime. Snarly, empty, defeated.
Nadine Dorries is that distant relative you see once a decade who corners you towards the wrong end of a wedding and tells you never to end up like them.
Same energy.

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Feb 4
“Then, to my considerable surprise, I was ambushed by a can of lager that was thrust into my hand during the course of the birthday party I didn’t know I was at, and I turned towards my official photographer in what looks like a pose, but was in fact me trying to leave at once.”
🚨 Nick Gibb has now sent in a letter too.
Bit silly of the Prime Minister to fire all his staff before the beer photo appeared as he can’t now fire all his staff now that the beer photo has appeared. #JohnsonMustGo
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Feb 4
I also studied philosophy at university but tend not to argue with world renowned clinical experts because I didn’t also study medicine.
My favourite bit is where he just dismisses the whole notion of ‘global’ evidence as if the rest of the world has no relevance. That’s one of the major problems of our time, right there, on telly.
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Feb 3
Does Battersea take Big Dogs?
Oh my god the whips are actually trying this line
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Jan 31
Good lord.
The replies already 😂 😂 😂 😂
I am laughing so much at your replies I cannot operate.
Read 15 tweets
Jan 29
Don’t worry, whilst you were saying goodbye to your dying relative on FaceTime Carrie was holding an Abba party.

Be gone. Now. Immediately.
#JohnsonMustGo

Carrie Johnson's friends 'held a Downing St Winner Takes It All Abba party' on day Cummings quit dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
‘I didn’t know it was an Abba party’.
“I entered the flat and was surprised to find my wife, then my girlfriend, playing the tracks of a popular Swedish beat combo, surrounded by friends who had apparently been given the pin code to the back door entrance, as civil servants gathered around her to kiss her ring.”
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Jan 29
Amazing we’re actually sending a chicken to Kiev.
#JohnsonOutNow
Since you’re, here please consider a donation to @rnli
#RefugeesWelcome
rnli.org/support-us
USA, EU and Boris Johnson - I wonder which two of those will have more international sway on the Ukraine issue.
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