Thread by @bmay

She’s back. It’s amazing. 🤗

As @MrJonNewton reminded me, Nadine told a select committee she will only ‘do the news’ if she is forced to. This means someone is forcing her to do this. It is a hostage situation.

I really want @louistheroux to do a programme in which he spends time with her.

I think this is the funniest tweet I have ever read. Cannot. Actually. Breathe.

https://twitter.com/joeheenan/status/1489880518602731522

Nadine's vibe is very similar to the Trump spokespeople in the dying days of that regime. Snarly, empty, defeated.

Nadine Dorries is that distant relative you see once a decade who corners you towards the wrong end of a wedding and tells you never to end up like them.

Same energy.