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Jan 29 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Don’t worry, whilst you were saying goodbye to your dying relative on FaceTime Carrie was holding an Abba party.

Be gone. Now. Immediately.
#JohnsonMustGo

Carrie Johnson's friends 'held a Downing St Winner Takes It All Abba party' on day Cummings quit dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
‘I didn’t know it was an Abba party’.
“I entered the flat and was surprised to find my wife, then my girlfriend, playing the tracks of a popular Swedish beat combo, surrounded by friends who had apparently been given the pin code to the back door entrance, as civil servants gathered around her to kiss her ring.”
This simply can’t go on.

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Jan 29
Amazing we’re actually sending a chicken to Kiev.
#JohnsonOutNow
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USA, EU and Boris Johnson - I wonder which two of those will have more international sway on the Ukraine issue.
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Jan 28
I wonder if Rory Stewart (Balliol College) can save 🇬🇧 from Johnson (Balliol College), Rees-Mogg (Balliol College) & Cressida Dick (Balliol College) with help from Yvette Cooper (Balliol College).

Brendan (Balliol College) - see, we’re a mixed bunch 🤦🏻‍♂️)

I can only apologise.
Oh and Ghislaine. Argh
Very relieved to be corrected by @john3ners and others - the Dickensian undertaker wasn’t at Balliol it was his dad (yeah, still not great I know).

On the plus side we also had Healey, Heath, Jenkins and Graham Greene & Aldous Huxley and, best of all, Christopher Hitchens.
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Jan 27
More intelligent musings from the charming Tory MP for Stoke.
Oh god genius
Be quite good to have MPs who don’t need to be breathalysed before they appear in public.
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Jan 26
For the ‘party of law and order’, they didn’t half giggle, roar and bray a lot in Parliament earlier, just a day after their PM and his top cabal of advisors were literally placed under formal investigation by the police.

I think they’re actually sick.
#JohnsonMustGo #PMQs
I mean seriously.
🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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Jan 26
I’m very happy for a lawyer to be a leader as he might even obey the law.
#pmqs #JohnsonMustGo
Lawyer or twice sacked right wing journalist for best leadership material? Tricky one 🤔
#lawyernotaliar
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Jan 24
Who amongst us hasn’t invited our interior designer in for birthday cake and nibbles during an illegal social gathering whilst she was busy installing gold wallpaper paid for by a political donor, the details of which we told our ethics advisor we had forgotten.
#JohnsonMustGo
Remember how shocked and furious he was when he heard there had been, er, one party. 🤦🏻‍♂️
New logo:

The Conservative 🎉
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