I did everything I have to do all week, today. Why? Because part of ADHD is disregulation of executive function. So when I have motivation I MUST DO ALL THE THINGS AT ONCE. If I lose momentum, I will not accomplish anything. Just have to keep moving.
If you struggle with executive dysfunction, there are some tips that can help.
1: don’t take off your shoes, I don’t know why but shoes mean it’s work time.
2: get big machines going before you tackle small jobs
3: stream a tv show and put on headphones so you can zone out.
4: DONT SIT DOWN
5: give yourself a deadline, plan a party, or something… your house has to look nice for.
6: set timers and alarms on devices that you have to get up to turn off.
7: fold clothes while on the phone with a friend.
8: don’t sit down to eat, eat standing.
9: seriously, you really can’t sit down, get back up. GET THE FUCK UP.
10: don’t forget to drink… WHILE STANDING.
11: pass out
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In light of the recent Supreme Court case, where the rights of every uterus owner in the United States are on the line, I thought it was time I do one of my long winded threads so, buckle up or scroll on by.
Let’s start with something that always pisses me off… the question.
The question every reporter asks every republican politician “do you support abortion rights in cases of incest, rape, or severe health issues?”
Inevitably republican politicians tap dance to let women know that It’s not them forcing them to be pregnant, it’s “god’s will.”
The question itself is a problem though. As if under ONLY the WORST possible conditions should we have rights. I’d like to posit a new question for republicans, “why do you want to hurt women?” “Why do you hate women?” “Why do you want to take rights away from women?”
Let’s discuss why masturbation is demonized, and how body control morphs into religious indoctrination. While this topic applies to both flogging the bishop and pressing the devil’s doorbell, it affects men and women differently today.
I’m going to start with circumcision and how it was adopted by Christian fundamentalists to prevent boys from feeling carnal pleasure through slapping the one eyed salamander. In the Victorian era both male and female circumcision were practiced on children.
Female Genital Mutilation was thought to stop “hysteria” in women, which was a “mental illness” thought to be caused by a woman’s reproductive organs, by *checks notes* MALE doctors. 🚨Fun fact: hysteria was actually caused by women being tired of men’s fucking stupid shit.
If you don’t have long wavy hair you’re missing out on some pretty great experiences, like: seeing someone out of the corner of your eye in a dark room, but it’s actually your hair. Feeling spiders on you, but it’s just your hair. Thinking your hair is on you, but it’s spiders.
And my personal unfavorite; how do I phrase this… removing hairs that have fallen off of your head, and nestled in your ass crack somehow, despite the fact that it makes NO LOGICAL FUCKING SENSE!!! I’M WEARING PANTS AND UNDERWEAR, HOW?! FUCKING HOW?! Yet here I am…
12:31 AM pulling a titanboa length hair from betwixt my ample cheekdom thinking “how the fuck?!” For a solid 12 min extraction of exploratory tresses, and contemplating both physics and my own life choices on a Tuesday morn.
Texas still has a ban on the sale of female sex toys, because the men feel emasculated that they can’t please us. Luckily, it’s not enforceable because it’s unconstitutional. This ban was never repealed. It was introduced in the 70’s, and upheld in the 2000’s. Let’s discuss…
They banned sex toys due to “obscenity” and stated they could only be sold in the state as “cake toppers” for bachelorette parties. If you went into a sex store in texas, they would be labeled as cake toppers, and marked with a sticker that said not for internal use.
This ban was signed by *checks notes* men. The war on women in this state is real. They may take our body autonomy and our dildos, but they’ll never take our ability to hump the washing machine with an unbalanced load…
My thread about 9/11 was not to say that 9/11 wasn’t important. It was to talk about how we ignore and forget millions of deaths caused by billionaires greed, every year. Yes, I include Covid in that list, because we would have stayed shut down, if it wasn’t for their economy.
Many people pointed out how disheartening it was to watch people search desperately for family, and that reminds me of people searching desperately for loved ones after hurricane Katrina. It reminds me of parents screaming their kids names outside of schools, movies and malls.
People pointed out how they knew people who had passed or attended funerals, and I imagine children orphaned from Covid, or people who have lost their whole families to domestic gun violence can relate. People pointed out how for a brief moment we stood together…
9/11 seems like a drop in the pond compared to so many tragedies that have happened since. At the time, it was formative for millions of young children like myself. We were bequeathed disillusionment. The burden of believing everything would be ok, was lifted from our shoulders.
I was a teenager, who showed up to school late, because she wanted to finish watching “Ghostbusters” and my first period was art, and my project was already done. By the time I showed up at the high school, I immediately thought there had been a shooting.
People were outside crying and screaming, as I ran into the building to find my friends, I saw some classes were going on but most kids were watching TV or wandering the halls. I walked into an open class to see what was on TV. Immediately I saw a building collapse.