Thread by @cicerfics

#PregjiSeason

I have a sneaky soft-spot for celebrity AUs. So right now, I'm thinking of singer!WWX and songwriter!LWJ who've pulled off the difficult task of keeping their relationship a secret.

Now they're faced with the Herculean task of keeping LWJ's PREGNANCY a secret.

I feel like it's not as difficult as it might seem, because LWJ sometimes just drops off the map for a year. He completely vanishes into thin air, and then he returns to drop an absolute BANGER of an album.

So he can just evaporate with no warning or explanation.

If he goes MIA, fans are just like, "SICK. That means HGJ is gonna return in 6-12 months with some brand new BOPS."

But it's harder for WWX, who frequently performs in person and often goes on international tours!

Now he's just gotta be like, "Due to personal reasons, I'm gonna be staying within the same geographic area for, oh, ten months or so. No particular reason. Just got some THINGS TO DO, yanno."

...I feel like this leads to Wild Mass Guessing. Fans are trying to triangulate his location and figure out what's keeping him THERE for so long.

Probably somebody decides that, since he's staying in an area known for its world-class hospitals, he must have a DEATHLY ILLNESS?!

Gasp! YLLZ dying?? YLLZ diagnosed with a fatal illness??? YLLZ wasting away in secrecy????

Nah. YLLZ painting the nursery and giving his pregnant husband foot massages. 😍

Anyway! I think it's funny if they just wait until WWX's next album drops. And then, on that VERY DAY, WWX hops on social media like:

"Enjoy my fourth studio album, everybody! Also, Lan Zhan and I got married last year, and we just had our first baby last week, the kid is super chubby and cute, haha. Okay, bye! ✌️🏃💨"

And. He basically shuts down the whole internet for 24 hours, because everyone is suddenly SCREAMING.