Are you out of revenge Valentine’s Day ideas this year?
The ATF got you, fam!
Because faking a pregnancy test or keying his car is soooooooo 2018.
The ATF got you, fam!
Because faking a pregnancy test or keying his car is soooooooo 2018.
https://twitter.com/ATFHQ/status/1493208813670965248
This is right up there with Waco in the “bad idea, ATF” folder
Think ATF’s Valentine’s Day message is inspired?
Just wait until the NSA’s “Think he’s cheating? We can help!” campaign drops
Just wait until the NSA’s “Think he’s cheating? We can help!” campaign drops
CIA Valentine’s Day message:
“Ever wished you could make your ex just disappear? We’ve all been there.”
“Ever wished you could make your ex just disappear? We’ve all been there.”
Looking to put the “calienté” back in your relationship?
This Valentine’s Day, get away from it all and enjoy an all-expense trip to the most exclusive Mexican resorts!
With love from our family to yours,
ICE
This Valentine’s Day, get away from it all and enjoy an all-expense trip to the most exclusive Mexican resorts!
With love from our family to yours,
ICE
“When tall, dark, and handsome is too good to be true… it probably is.
This year, you can skip Google.
Let DHS check out your Valentine’s Day date!”
This year, you can skip Google.
Let DHS check out your Valentine’s Day date!”
“Take her breath away this Valentine’s Day with a no-knock raid from us at the FBI.
Who doesn’t love a romantic late night surprise?”
Who doesn’t love a romantic late night surprise?”
“An engagement ring should be 3 months of his salary.
This Valentine’s Day, we want to help you find your true self-worth.
You deserve it, ladies!”
— the IRS
This Valentine’s Day, we want to help you find your true self-worth.
You deserve it, ladies!”
— the IRS
What in the name of COINTELPRO Christ
https://twitter.com/hmriffbroker/status/1493307399439937536
Local police departments:
“No one should get dumped on Valentine’s Day just because they can’t afford a gift.
Apply today for a job with excellent benefits like civil forfeitures and bribes”
“No one should get dumped on Valentine’s Day just because they can’t afford a gift.
Apply today for a job with excellent benefits like civil forfeitures and bribes”
“Love bombing: it’s not just for narcissists.
Don’t let any borders get in the way of letting him know exactly how you feel!
Wishing you a very Happy Valentine’s Day from the Department of Defense”
Don’t let any borders get in the way of letting him know exactly how you feel!
Wishing you a very Happy Valentine’s Day from the Department of Defense”
“Marriage woes getting you down?
Show *yourself* love this Valentine’s Day. Report her for visa fraud!”
— USCIS
Show *yourself* love this Valentine’s Day. Report her for visa fraud!”
— USCIS
“Love shouldn’t hurt. Give us his name and we’ll help you find out:
Is that burning sensation you feel true love — or gonorrhea?
Happy Valentine’s Day from the CDC”
Is that burning sensation you feel true love — or gonorrhea?
Happy Valentine’s Day from the CDC”
“He’d HAVE to be high to dump you for… her.
This Valentine’s Day, let us help you get him back!
Best wishes, the DEA”
This Valentine’s Day, let us help you get him back!
Best wishes, the DEA”
Okay okay I swear I’m stopping now
I hope
I hope
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