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@StillDelvingH
Feb 16, 2022 • 9 tweets • 3 min read • Read on X
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A “thank you universe” thread
(Sarcasm warning)
So yesterday I gave my old -but still working- iPad2 to my adoptive daughter for her birthday
She was *thrilled* and spend hours designing medieval dresses
Then guess what happened?
What happened was the charging socket *inside* the tablet decided now was the optimal moment to die
On my daughter’s birthday
Right after she spent hours enjoying her favourite present ever
Which felt like
Trying to cheer her up I joked about the universe owing us one -& that surely it was going to be delivered soon
Today, surprise: An unexpected package from Amazon (that I never ordered) was sitting in the mail box
Could have been my son birthday present but no
Guess what it was?
-suspenseful music-

It was…
It was…

a HDMI cable.

That I didn’t order (or paid for) but have exactly 0 use of.

F*ck you universe
Oh and here comes more useless universe help

F*CK YOU UNIVERSE

(I’m highly trained in not getting what I need or want but idk spare me the ironic piss-takes?) Image
Ok I’ll sit down
Ok i take it back miracles happen
(Or is insulting the universe a valid prayer or something?) Image
(Hey f*ck you universe could my dream guy be delivered in this life while we’re at it? Yes it would require like an existing line of communication)

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Facts Central 🇺🇦 Profile picture
Jan 21, 2023
Again

You don’t stand against evil because evil is directed at people you deem worth your support
You stand against evil because evil must be stopped, end of

Please stop saying Ukraine's skirt is too short and focus on stopping the agressor *that happens to be the issue here*
Seriously this is adding trauma to (life-threatening) injury
If you can't or won't stand against evil at least shut up
I'm serious -stop talking, or at least, understand what you say
Read 4 tweets
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Jan 20, 2023
Send the jets, tanks and long range weapons, the Kremlin is ok with it
“But escalation”, you say?
(Sigh)
#BreakingNews: Ukraine has no intention to invade Russia.
NATO has no intention to invade Russia.
The only thing “endangering Russia” is its shattered imperialist pride at being unable to crash a much smaller country.
Supporting that helps no one
Ukrainians ain’t stupid.
They have exactly 0 interest or will to attack Russian civilians.
They just want Russia out.
On the other hand, Putin blowing up more of his own (as he did to get an ironclad grip on power) to convince them to become canon fodder may be on the table. Image
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Facts Central 🇺🇦 Profile picture
Jan 6, 2023
-Do not read if your level of anxiety is too high already-

We can’t reach control AI when we haven’t found how to do that with ourselves, at the scale of humanity.
Not when it’s feeding on us. Image
Basically, if we go there, we’re f*cked. Image
It’s like we’d better solve our problems ourselves instead of trying to create a god that will deal with them for us Image
Read 4 tweets
Facts Central 🇺🇦 Profile picture
Jan 6, 2023
Now not saying it’s going to happen but we do know Russia is fine with bombing Ukrainian churches, and the “war against Christianity” rhetoric has been planted already by Western assets like Kremlin Klaxon -er, I meant Tucker Carlson
As the Russian army has been severely hit lately -an info that the Kremlin couldn’t keep from the public-, such an operation to force holy mobilisation on uncooperative Russians while trying to propaganda the West into stopping (finally) useful weapons delivery would be Putinable
In any case it’s obvious this “truce” is nothing but a military operation, the only question being how the details of it.
If they wanted peace, they’d go home.
Read 5 tweets
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Dec 9, 2022
Imagine your reaction if, after your athlete wins the Olympics, the organising country tells you it cannot play your national anthem as it doesn't have it, and ask if the one from the neighbour country (that invaded and perpetrated genocide on you) is fine...
Watching this, I suddenly realised
@komarnyckyj, do you know how I got Ukraine on the map?
Not in school, not in the news..
In Rythmic gymnastics
Катерина Серебрянська, Олена Вітриченко, all the ones who followed...
(And well that's how I got Belarus was a specific culture too)
Oh, Ice skating, too - В'ячеслав Загороднюк
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Dec 2, 2022
I’m a mother of two (10 and 6), who experienced suicidal thoughts as a teenager (long story short, childhood abuse trauma -not that it’s a requirement)
Parents, have you ever discussed suicide with your kids?
Could be it’s not the worse thing, even when they are young (Cont)
I’m not advising to tell 6 year old about how some people take their own life
But telling them that sometimes they can feel like they are in a dead end, nothing is worth it, there’s too much pain -because they are tired, or really sad, and feel no one can understand them (Cont)
Telling them the people who love them want to be bothered if they feel that bad. That it’s ok, it will pass eventually, but it’s not how it feels on the moment -feelings can be really stupid
That they are never truly alone because you love them, always
It doesn’t hurt
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